How does Bob Marley like his donuts?
He doesn't, he's a fucking dead stoner played incessently in student halls up and down the country in lieu of actually getting out there and discovering any real fucking music.

That one, you mean?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:29, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

And one of the shittest reggae artists ever.
Worse even than Pato Banton.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:33, Reply)

Someone like Toots Hibbert deserves 50 times the plaudits granted to that little turd.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:35, Reply)

I firmly believe that 'Informer' by 'Snow' is better than anything Bob Marley recorded.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:35, Reply)

Even with his leaky bum bum?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:39, Reply)

'leaky'!
That makes a lot more sense than 'I lick yer bum bum there', which is what I thought it was.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:40, Reply)

Something down the lane
I think
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:42, Reply)

Oh fucking come off it
thats bollocks
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:40, Reply)

OK that last one is a slight lie.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:41, Reply)

accepted
I would have let you have Jimmy Cliff or Bunny Lee though
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:43, Reply)

Christ, it's like Old Git Corner in here.

( thealternativefact, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:35, Reply)

Pint of your usual?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:36, Reply)

Gin? Oh go on then.

( thealternativefact, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:36, Reply)

Oh man are you gonna be drinking neat gin on monday?
I'm gonna be more relaxed because we don't have to go to court on tuesday any more.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:42, Reply)

I was not aware of a court issue!
No, I am going to be well behaved on Monday.
100% FACT.
( thealternativefact, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:46, Reply)

I was hoping we could make you angry
and you could punch Monty right in his senile face.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:48, Reply)

Silly BFF - I don't need to be angry for that.

( thealternativefact, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:49, Reply)