How the hell do I turn an average trip home from work into an adventure ?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 18:59, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I don't know, but I wish I could do that.
I, OH FUCK, i've just remembered I've left my towel rail in the van. Bollocks. And it's raining and I'm comfy on the sofa under a blanket.

Gonz, can you come over and get the keys from next door and then I'll give you the van keys and you can go and get the towel rail and bring it back?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:03, Reply)

why do you need a towel rail so badly?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:04, Reply)

It's more that it's left in the back of a van down the road, rather than safe in my house.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:09, Reply)

As long as theres a sign on the back
saying "No towels are left in this van overnight" you'll be fine.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:29, Reply)

I went and got it,
There are some cunts round my way.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:01, Reply)

Is it one of those towel rails that also are bathroom heaters? I love those, I want one now.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:06, Reply)

You should talk to TGB before she leaves her job
She totally got me an awesome deal on ours and it got delivered to my office today.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:08, Reply)

It's going to be to late by then, can you show me a picture of your one so I don't embarass you by getting the exact same one on the same night.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:12, Reply)

It's 500x1600, curved, and chrome.
I've not unwrapped yet.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:13, Reply)

How are you going to attach it to the plumbing?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:16, Reply)

The plumber will be doing that.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:21, Reply)

Is he a proper plumber like the queen?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:28, Reply)

Yeah, he's just like the queen.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:58, Reply)

Oh good, I love those corgies.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:18, Reply)