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I haven't felt festive since about 1984.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 8:25,
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Somehow I doubt this. There's no way you made it all the way to 11 without disliking Christmas. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 8:31,
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Hahaha true indeedThere was the one classic year when my sister farted at the dinner table, and was then so embarrassed she wet herself.
That one was excellent.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 8:33,
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She left the tableand returned a few minutes later, bright red, in different trousers. My brother and I almost died from hilarity.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 8:35,
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Of course, we bring this up every year.Along with the time my mother chased my brother down the street waving a rolling pin after he'd sneaked home mid-boozeup to get some drugs from my bedroom, and then collapsed on the floor in front out our grandmother.
Another family favourite.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 8:39,
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On christmas day last year I managed to get pissed on 10 year old Macallem and tell my father-in-law he was a cunt. Boxing Day was a little quiet after this.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 8:45,
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Men should not drink whisky in front of their extended families. I have done exactly the same thing. Had to sneak out of the house at 6am and drive home.
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