I used to represent Lancashire at bowling
true story. However completely fucking the tendons in my wrist doing it, and fucking my shoulder coming off my moped when I was 17 rather put paid to the whole thing. I've been about three times in the last 10 years because I can't do it worth shit any more and it really annoys me.
The most interesting thing was probably fucking my wrist. Interesting, but really sore...
(berk, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:19, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Hi Berk!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:21, Reply)

Christ, what are you on?

(berk, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:22, Reply)

He's getting him self psycked up for some serious hot meat action.
I'm already mentally preparing myself to feel really ill all day tomorrow in preperation.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:23, Reply)

A CHAIR LOL!!!!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:23, Reply)

I'm high on life, Berk.
High on life.

I don't need drugs to have a good time. Why can't everyone just have fun without seeking artificial stimulus????
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:24, Reply)

Riiiiiiiiight
and how's that working out for you?
(berk, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:24, Reply)

Oh, brilliant.
I'm having so much fun!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:25, Reply)

I'm, erm, happy to hear it
any improvement on the throat plague?
(berk, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:27, Reply)

I am a little better, thanks.
I can now sleep through all night without waking myself up by swallowing. This is a major improvement. My next milestone will be to smoke a joint without weeping in agony.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:30, Reply)

the accident saved your life

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:22, Reply)

Was that outdoor lawn bowls, or indoor bowls or ten pin bowling?
I like indoor bowls, it's almost as good as snooker.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:22, Reply)

Ten pin bowling
bowls is for the elderly.
(berk, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:24, Reply)

My cousin is an indoor bowls world champion. And is younger than me.
Scary.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:27, Reply)

There isn't much to do in Norn Iron is there.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:31, Reply)

Not since the bottom fell out of the makeshift bomb industry.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:32, Reply)

Point at aeroplanes or put nail varnish on your sixth toe?

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:33, Reply)

How's your day going?
Are you getting excited for tonight?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:33, Reply)

I've just done most of my teaching, getting stuff organised, and then the hot meat action can begin
if I don't fall asleep first. Which is much the same schedule as my wedding anniversary this weekend.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:36, Reply)

Are you getting a babysitter
and going out to paint the town red?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:38, Reply)

We're getting a babysitter,
going to a hotel, and indulging in pure, unadulterated sleep.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:41, Reply)

I reckon catface could impregnant you in his sleep

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:06, Reply)

She should make him wear a full body condom.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:10, Reply)

the dimple on the end would be like a little gnome hat as well!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:14, Reply)

That was a year ago!?
Doesn't time fly... *whimsy*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:06, Reply)

hehehehehhehehehe fucking your wrist.....ehehhehehehhe that sounds like a handjob....heehehehheheheheh.... while 'doing it'.......heheheheheheheh.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:28, Reply)

I doubt much would be achieved by fucking one's wrist.

(berk, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:31, Reply)

Well, not just the wrist. It's quite an essenchal part in the whole thing though.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:32, Reply)

Unless you were Jesus
and you had holes in them.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:33, Reply)

What's this? *makes a motion with my hand held horizontally flat going up and down*.... jesus having a wank.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:34, Reply)