I got cut up on the motorway this afternoon
by a white van with 'MJ Boyce Decorators' on the back.
I waved my fist in anger.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 21:36, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

You should have totally flashed your boobies.

( girlinthehole, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 21:37, Reply)

I've been doing that all weekend

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 21:38, Reply)

Yay!

( girlinthehole, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 21:38, Reply)

From the BBC:
*Crime down in Liverpool - Busty lass takes credit.*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 21:39, Reply)

credit tyres.

Also, there was a double murder in the Liverpool area this weekend.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 21:42, Reply)

One for each tit.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 21:44, Reply)

I say!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 21:45, Reply)

Sorry. I'll rephrase that.
One for you. One for Roota.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 21:46, Reply)

Oh no you didn't!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 21:47, Reply)

Oh yes I did!
Are you going to see The Hoff in panto this year, or is Bernie Clifton doing WsM?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 21:48, Reply)

I don't do panto
It's 'fucking bent'
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 21:52, Reply)

Oh yes it is!
Hopes to catch b3th out
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 21:53, Reply)

Are you going?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 21:56, Reply)

Of course I'm not.
Why would I?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 22:02, Reply)

I understand the drive of the van called you 'fucking bent'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 21:37, Reply)

Oh man, did that feel good? I've not give a good anger fist shake in years....
... I've done the wanker thing for cars that don't let me cross the road and are driving soooo slowly that the lights will change by the time they go past me. God, I hate that so much. The other day someone did that, and then did a u-turn to get me on the way back too. Double slow-drive-pass. I did a "AND WHAT? BITCH" thing, you know, a bit like a shrug while mouthing the words "What the hell".

But for an actual anger-fist-shake, which is way worst than a wanker-fisk-shake, I think I need another testostorne injection first.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 8:40, Reply)