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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Banana Vodka... yeuch.
( , Tue 6 Dec 2011, 9:56, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

"hello, Mr Kettle? I've got a Quentinsel Pot on line 2. Wants to talk about the Black account"
( , Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:00, Reply)

i'm not sure you understand how the itnernet works whirlybirdo
( , Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:01, Reply)

heading up to beat 5,000 posts in 3 months. that's quite the record there, lifeless.
( , Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:02, Reply)

wehy don't you try not being fat/desperate/unfunny/overly upset until then too?
( , Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:07, Reply)

I suspect there is just the tiniest chance that it's you that doesn't understand how the world works in general. But, don't despair, there's still time, you are only 15 after all.
( , Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:03, Reply)

I take it as a point of honour that Chompy finds my creepy.
( , Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:00, Reply)

verily you giveth whilst taking away, sir.
( , Tue 6 Dec 2011, 9:58, Reply)

Still I'm sure you can 'console' the little lady Mr Badge.
( , Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:01, Reply)

but so far his offers of champagne, satin bed sheets, twin roll top bath tubs on the private terrace overlooking the gloucestershire countryside, 8 foot four poster bed and 3 shots of viagra vodka each are not enough to compensate for my fear that he might leave his pink socks on during sex.
( , Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:04, Reply)

fucking hell. The mind boggles.
( , Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:04, Reply)

well - i mean, I know what for ... but what for?
( , Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:12, Reply)

( , Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:14, Reply)

don't waste your goal of 3,000 posts on the same old repetitive shit. i mean, that's a big deal for you, you've worked so hard to get there.
( , Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:19, Reply)

you tedious little mongmong
( , Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:25, Reply)

i don't want mongmong slobber on me
( , Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:27, Reply)

because that happens in real life. you tool. you can get laid however young or old you are!
( , Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:30, Reply)

boring is bad enough. boring and slow... jeeez.
( , Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:42, Reply)
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