Sorry swipe but you are no longer in my wank bank.
Banana Vodka... yeuch.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Dec 2011, 9:56, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

SEX PEST II
Pest Harder with a vengeance
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 9:58, Reply)

http://www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1459424
"hello, Mr Kettle? I've got a Quentinsel Pot on line 2. Wants to talk about the Black account"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:00, Reply)

how is my insult to a chunker putting it about me being a sex pest?
i'm not sure you understand how the itnernet works whirlybirdo
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:01, Reply)

you clearly do though
heading up to beat 5,000 posts in 3 months. that's quite the record there, lifeless.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:02, Reply)

i've been really quiet for days :(((((

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:03, Reply)

why don't you try not posting until the new year?
2014?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:04, Reply)

kk bbz
wehy don't you try not being fat/desperate/unfunny/overly upset until then too?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:07, Reply)

you got it lifeless

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:09, Reply)

STOP BEING MEAN TO ME

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:11, Reply)

If I have to explain it
I suspect there is just the tiniest chance that it's you that doesn't understand how the world works in general. But, don't despair, there's still time, you are only 15 after all.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:03, Reply)

its true, so much yet more to come

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:04, Reply)

I think you'll find I have never denied this.
I take it as a point of honour that Chompy finds my creepy.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:00, Reply)

telling someone they're no longer in your wank bank?
verily you giveth whilst taking away, sir.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 9:58, Reply)

He's like one of the biggest wankers on this board

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:00, Reply)

Yup, that I do.
Still I'm sure you can 'console' the little lady Mr Badge.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:01, Reply)

we've discussed terms
but so far his offers of champagne, satin bed sheets, twin roll top bath tubs on the private terrace overlooking the gloucestershire countryside, 8 foot four poster bed and 3 shots of viagra vodka each are not enough to compensate for my fear that he might leave his pink socks on during sex.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:04, Reply)

you can get viagra vodka? seriously?
fucking hell. The mind boggles.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:04, Reply)

well, you can't buy it
but you can make it, yes.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:10, Reply)

christ, what for?
well - i mean, I know what for ... but what for?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:12, Reply)

when the goods are that unappealing, you need all the help you can get

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:14, Reply)

oh come on
don't waste your goal of 3,000 posts on the same old repetitive shit. i mean, that's a big deal for you, you've worked so hard to get there.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:19, Reply)

tjhis shits easier than you at a christmas party

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:24, Reply)

if only you were as sparkling and interesting
you tedious little mongmong
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:25, Reply)

mwah xxxxxx

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:26, Reply)

urgh, close your mouth when you do that
i don't want mongmong slobber on me
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:27, Reply)

get all you can, you'll be too old soon

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:27, Reply)

yeah
because that happens in real life. you tool. you can get laid however young or old you are!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:30, Reply)

most can, you can't

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:37, Reply)

it took you that long to come up with that?
boring is bad enough. boring and slow... jeeez.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:42, Reply)

I'm quite sure she can console herself, old boy.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:04, Reply)

Ah, what an image.....
*reinstates Swipe in wank bank*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:06, Reply)