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Sadly, I decided to write it, even knowing this.
( , Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:33, Reply)

^^^ And what he said
( , Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:31, Reply)

Anyway, how many tartans don't show up jizz FFS?
( , Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:33, Reply)

but I reckon it'd be OK. Dress MacDonald so a fair bit of cream anyway.
( , Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:39, Reply)

For clarity, the jizz in question is on a ladies mini kilt, ok?
( , Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:44, Reply)

( , Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:45, Reply)

so aim for where two grey heavy bands overlap. It's almost white. It's just quite a small target.
( , Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:53, Reply)

It's almost completely black.
( , Tue 6 Dec 2011, 11:02, Reply)

So somebody please up the game, we don't need to be offering chompy praise.
( , Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:39, Reply)

Is liz jones well known for sucking spunk of kilts?
( , Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:49, Reply)

www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2056875/Liz-Jones-baby-craving-drove-steal-husbands-sperm-ultimate-deception.html
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( , Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:50, Reply)

the weapons-grade mental (and I mean weapons-grade by her standards, not the rest of us) article she wrote about being so desperate for a baby that she was harvesting spunk on the sly from the used condoms after blokes shagged her and shoving it back up there? And how no man should trust a woman not to do that because really ALL WOMEN ARE LIKE THAT, THE MENTALLY UNSTABLE BABY FACTORIES?
Terrifying. Regardless of whether it's true or not, the state of her mind is remarkable.
( , Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:52, Reply)

on us stupid people who think she is merely a cunt.
( , Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:56, Reply)

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