DJ obviously.
Or maybe an author? Daily Mail Columnist?

Alt: I don't have one. My current one's not bad, not the most exciting but the money's OK and my employers are decent, I'm happy with it.

AltAlt: Something son-related that is boring to everyone but me I expect.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Dec 2011, 12:15, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I have thought about writing historical novels.
When I am unable to sleep, wired to the tits on MDs I try to come up with plot ideas but they are all without exception a) shit and b) accidentally nicked off someone else.

Another problem is paying the bills whilst I would write such a thing.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 12:16, Reply)

I have this problem.
I wanted to be an author, but while I could do characters and worlds I could not make up plots to save my fucking life. I'd have ended up using the basis 'fantasy' plot of travelling halfway across the world to accomplish X while overcoming Y and meeting Z on the way. Damn my pride.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Dec 2011, 12:20, Reply)

Neither of these hindered J K Rowling

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 12:29, Reply)

This^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 12:33, Reply)