I wish you well if you do decide to go looking for another job, Monters.
This is an example of the sort of job descriptions I'm encountering at the moment:

"You will deliver outrageously brilliant customer experiences by developing great communities which are tailored to individual needs."

Really? Outrageously brilliant? I don't know whether laugh or cry at the utter wankery of phrases like that.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Dec 2011, 12:57, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I hope the person who wote it was taking the piss
If not I hope Monty ends up working with someone who uses that kind of phrasing
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 12:58, Reply)

You are a mean-spirited harridan.
I think I'd be outrageously brilliant at that job.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:15, Reply)

I reckon it's ironic.

( girlinthehole, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 12:58, Reply)

Don'tcha think

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 12:59, Reply)

*Wades through spoons*
Sadly, I think it's entirely serious.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:00, Reply)

This is the first time I've pitied your situation

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:00, Reply)

It's more than a little bit soul destroying reading drivel like that.
*Holds head in hands and weeps*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:04, Reply)

Don't really want customers to be outraged at all.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:02, Reply)

Reading that, I think my best job might be 'hermit'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:13, Reply)