I just meant that walking away from your hcild is not physically possible if you have any more decency that a Jeremy Kyle guest
WHicj Monty, bless his little black heart does.

But it's not a thing you're aware of until you spawn.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:20, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

ugh still don't get why people spawn
I mean you can't even sell them nowadays.
I reckon if I could get 20k a kid I'd pop a few out
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:22, Reply)

I figured atheists need some reason to exist.
Passing on my genes was the best I could come up with.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:25, Reply)

I'm going to save all the money I would have spent on kids and buy a ridiculous supercar

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:26, Reply)

Good plan.
Going rate seems to be about £4k a year.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:38, Reply)

Personally I didn't plan to.
Evidently my semen are persistent little blighters. It's not something I plan to repeat either, this does not change the fact that the little bugger is part of me and I'd die for him.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:32, Reply)

^ this

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:35, Reply)

Ahh, Monty
We are like twins, innit?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:37, Reply)

I think it's fair to say both your lives have been blighted by the tretious decetefullness of a women you trusted with your penis....
... but it can be undone, if you kill each other's kids, you'll both be even, and you both can go ahead and lead decent lives again.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:43, Reply)

Not really in my case.
I genuinely loved the nutter and while the kid was a mistake it seemed like a good idea at the time, in the haze of love. He remains the best thing to come out of the relationship. WHile it was not what I would have chosn, it's not something I'd change either.

I hate it when parents say stuff like this, but it's hard to understand if you don't have kids. The bond is something it's really hard to understand, it's like falling instantly in love with someone, but with no sexual element and the knowledge that it will never end.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:47, Reply)

Only the lucky few experience sexual urges

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:50, Reply)

Nah', I can imagine it, like if I had a dog like a labrador.
I once heard someone describe their child as "The best mistake I ever made", which I really liked.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:58, Reply)