I don't ever use shampoo.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 19:01, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

What, ever? How is your hair not greasy?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 19:03, Reply)

Nope, never.
Dunno how it's not greasy, it's pretty short though. If I use shampoo it goes all floppy and soft. Without shampoo it looks much better (I don't use gel/wax either).
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 19:13, Reply)

Grim.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 19:14, Reply)

I don't know how this works
But you don't have to wash your hair to keep it in good order, apparently.

Look at all them Berts in the olden days. They all had glossy flowing locks without the intervention of Lever Bros..
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 19:20, Reply)

Did you uphold your 100% record in 'Dam then?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 19:09, Reply)

There are no actual brass houses in Amsterdam, they're all just small little booths.
Although we did get chased by one after we stood outside her window pissing ourselves laughing at her for ten minutes.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 19:12, Reply)

Why? In what way was she humerous?

( girlinthehole, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 19:14, Reply)

Because she was massive and casually washing her fanny with a flannel in full view of everyone.
She told us "fuck off, stop laughing and shouting at me, I have to live here".....the 'live here' bit only fuelled the laughter further, then her and a brass friend came out and ran after us for a bit as we all struggled to not burst from laughing.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 19:24, Reply)

So clean fat people are funny?

( girlinthehole, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 19:25, Reply)

I'd find it funny and a bit repulsive to see an unattractive person cleaning their genitals with a flannel in plain sight.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 19:27, Reply)

I'm pulling your chain young lad.

( girlinthehole, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 19:28, Reply)

They're all knocking shops
They put the spare one in the window to attract/repel trade.

Shame on you.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 19:16, Reply)

Not the ones we saw. They were all little booths with beds in.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 19:22, Reply)

Easy, compact destruction
Those buildings are tall, lad. What do you think is upstairs?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 19:26, Reply)