You're no fun.
I was trying a new version of "Roota's a puritan" to get a rise out of you, but Either I'm incompetant or you're no rising so I shall stop it and admit myself defeated.

Start again:

Evening Roots, how's tricks?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Dec 2011, 20:18, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Oh shurrup ya girl!
I have to leave here at 8.30 to put washing in and cram for ECDL.
I'm very fucking tired.
How's you?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 20:20, Reply)

ECDL?
I'm good, fucking knackered and a bit achy from coming off my bike last night but otherwise good. debating between getting stuff done in my unexpectedly free evening or titting about on the net and maybe watching a film.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Dec 2011, 20:24, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Computer_Driving_Licence
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 20:26, Reply)

Gotcha, good luck.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Dec 2011, 20:29, Reply)

Coming off your bike?????

( girlinthehole, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 20:27, Reply)

He means coming off ON his bike
You know, riding over cobbles.

*winks*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Dec 2011, 20:28, Reply)

Only ladies get off riding over cobbles you numpty.

( girlinthehole, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 20:31, Reply)

he doesn't use a saddle

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 20:37, Reply)

I'm fine mum.
one slightly grazed knee, and by slightly I mean hardly visible, I am an excellent faller.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Dec 2011, 20:30, Reply)

You were showing off doing back wheelies again weren't you?

( girlinthehole, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 20:32, Reply)

No, I was being a fool
I am lucky not to have been hurt
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Dec 2011, 20:33, Reply)

And an excellent POST DELETER.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 20:33, Reply)

I didn't even know I'd posed the first time until I posed the second, no idea how that happened.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Dec 2011, 20:34, Reply)

Yeah, well. Don't expect me to be bringing any germolene with me on Friday.
Just incase your pint is too hot and you burn your fingers, or if you accidentally cut your hand on a poppadom.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 20:35, Reply)

Fuck off.
I'm not that bad. I am shit at not falling off things or tripping over, but excellent at not getting hurt.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Dec 2011, 20:37, Reply)

Look after him Jeff.

( girlinthehole, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 20:38, Reply)

If I'm too cautious, he won't have any stories to tell.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 20:40, Reply)

This^
I like stories.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Dec 2011, 20:40, Reply)

But then again.
What if you don't remember any of the stories 'cos you've drunk too much?

It's a tricky one.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 20:43, Reply)

Not a problem
I throw up way before I pass out or loose memories. It's a mixed blessing but it keeps me safe from alchohol poisoning.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Dec 2011, 20:44, Reply)

Oh for fuck's sake!
I do not need looking after. I am thirty fucking six and I can take care of my self. *huffs*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Dec 2011, 20:40, Reply)

Yes but you'll be hanging out with the big boys.
I'm thinking maybe a tag round your neck with your address on and an emergency fiver tucked into your socks.
( girlinthehole, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 20:43, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1460712
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Dec 2011, 20:45, Reply)

Don't get shirty with me because I care.

( girlinthehole, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 20:47, Reply)

It's sweet that you worry
but I have been drunk before you know.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Dec 2011, 20:49, Reply)

Lol
I'm just winding you up.
( girlinthehole, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 20:49, Reply)

How else would you have ended up with that haircut?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Dec 2011, 20:50, Reply)

Serious lol

( girlinthehole, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 20:52, Reply)

Tht's it, I'm proper sulking now.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Dec 2011, 20:52, Reply)

Et tu B3th?
My hair was awsesome, right now it's less awesome but it will be awesome again soon.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Dec 2011, 20:52, Reply)