It was actually Celebrity Slaves.
And I nominated Bruce, Williams, Sioux and Valentine.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 21:50, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

tennant
grohl
brooker
depp
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 21:51, Reply)

I have been told that I have Depp-esque cheekbones.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 21:53, Reply)

don't reckon I'd fuck
you though
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 21:54, Reply)

You probably would.
Sadly, the converse is untrue.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 21:54, Reply)

nah
I'm pretty nifty with the chloroform
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 21:56, Reply)

He is actually quite pretty
if you like that kinda thing.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Dec 2011, 21:57, Reply)

want some chloroform?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 21:58, Reply)

No thanks, I'm good.
He's a bit girly though, but if you like depp that's OK, think depp crossed with Tennant
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Dec 2011, 21:59, Reply)

yeah, but girly isn't good
plus, he might put music on
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:00, Reply)

True, true.
Best out of it really.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:02, Reply)

Who's a bit girly?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:00, Reply)

are you practising to be that guy's parrot?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:02, Reply)

Dozer want a cracker?
Goood Dozer.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:03, Reply)

Last weekend I sat my kid on my shoulder and made her say 'pieces of eight'.
In a restaurant.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:05, Reply)

you are the best kind of parent

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:06, Reply)

He is, isn't he?
Despite all his failings this is his saving grace I feel.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:07, Reply)

You should make a good pirate.
I saw a trailer for Treasure Island the other day with Eddie Izzard as Silver, while I'll wager you think he's 'fucking shit' It actually made me want to get sky.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:06, Reply)

Oh God no.
That book is a masterpiece. Izzard should be exterminated. A more affected and self-consciously 'ooh I'm so random and tangental' turd is perhaps impossible to find. Hang on, 'Noel Fielding'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:10, Reply)

I knew it.
He makes me laugh, but some to think of it his acting is terrible. STill TI is overdue a modern remake. I might try and download it at some point as I do like a good bit of pirate, but then I like Noel Fielding too.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:11, Reply)

Shame about the Dodd-esque teeth and Feldman-esque eyes though.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 21:54, Reply)

TV chef Valentine Warner?
You horrible chutter.

I sat opposite Sioux and Budgie on the Circle Line once. Wouldn't.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 21:53, Reply)

Kym Valentine.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 21:54, Reply)

When she has the painters in
You'll be able to refer to her as, 'My Bloody Valentine'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 21:58, Reply)

Oh dear.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 21:59, Reply)

You sound a bit offended.
*BEAMS*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:00, Reply)

My pal Mat knows Kevin Shields.
He is 'fucking weird' and 'has BO'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:02, Reply)

He was excellent in Primal Scream.
And he does seem like he would be a total oddball IRL.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:05, Reply)

I saw him guest at a Spacemen 3 show a couple of years ago. He's good.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:06, Reply)

Spacemen 3?
Do you mean as in Jason Spaceman and Sonic Boom, or is this a Pierce free Spacemen 3?

On a lighter note, Lord can You Hear Me? is one of my favourite songs ever.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:07, Reply)

No Pierce - and he wasn't missed to be honest.
It was amazing.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:10, Reply)

No Pierce?
Then again, Spiritualized do Spacemen 3 songs, so it all works out. The order of greatness of the versions of Lord Can You Hear Me? goes Spacemen 3, Low, Spiritualized.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:12, Reply)

This show:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtnOwHnuyq0
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:12, Reply)

It was free and walking distance from my flat.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:14, Reply)

Kewl.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaO3CGFPkdo
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:16, Reply)

I've got no idea who Kevin Shields is.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:05, Reply)

My Bloody Valentine.
His part in Scream was...
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:07, Reply)

He joined Primal Scream during the XTRMNTR & Evil Heat era.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:09, Reply)

Was he on XTERM etc..
I had no idea.

I love the fact that that album was more or less recorded live, with a little bit of overdub.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:15, Reply)

XTRMNTR is superb, except for Pills.
Worst rapping ever.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:17, Reply)

Worse than PM Dawn?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:18, Reply)

Worse than Run-DMC.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:18, Reply)

Oh shut up
www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7KDyxa9Wcs
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:20, Reply)

Run-DMC were wack.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:21, Reply)

w bl
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:23, Reply)

Not when they started out.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:23, Reply)

And that's the way it is.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:24, Reply)

Bruce Hornsby isn't hip hop Jeff.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:25, Reply)

I've no idea who Bruce Hornsby is.
But he sounds like an Australian toy-railway.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:26, Reply)

You do.
He did a gay pop song called 'That's just the way it is' - sampled by terminal spastic '2-Pac'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:30, Reply)

Tupc Shakur was a colossal lifter.
An inveterate quender.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:31, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ld0ErLw83hw
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:22, Reply)

Still wack.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:23, Reply)

I worry about you sometimes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:24, Reply)

But why?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:25, Reply)

I think you might be deaf.
If you want to name a shit MC then Chuck D(eacon) would be a fair call. Sanctimonious, monotone and dull as piss - their beats were so good few noticed.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:27, Reply)

I know what Chuck D's limitations as an MC are, but it doesn't negate how great PE were.
Run DMC were just wiggidy wack though. Doubly so when that piss poor 'house' remix of It's Like That made Jeff take notice of them, back in 1997.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:31, Reply)

By 'Walk this Way' they were awful.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:31, Reply)

that version of walk this way is appalling

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:32, Reply)

the video is excruciating too.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:38, Reply)

the 80s were a bleak period in mankind's history

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:41, Reply)

No Cannibal Ox, that's fo sho.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:33, Reply)

Is that the one with the Hawkwind cover?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:18, Reply)

No.
Motorhead was on Vanishing Point. Probably their best album as well.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:21, Reply)

He's in My Bloody Valentine
Seminal shoegaze band. Loveless was one of the finest records of the 1990s.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:08, Reply)

Mine would be
'Jimmy' Nesbitt, 'Rik' Mayall and Craig Charles.

I would work them to death in my sweatshop and kick their faces in every morning.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:02, Reply)