My Dad was married 5 times
and 3 children we didn't know he had turned up at his funeral.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:26, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Did he know he had them?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:27, Reply)

Yes. But he just walked away when they were very young.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:28, Reply)

my grandmother's dad had 2 families and just went from one to the other saying he was working on the railways for a couple of weeks each time
they only found out about each other years later when my grandma was about 75 and her 55 year old half sister turned up on her doorstep.

the mad thing is, the villages were about 10 miles apart. i guess no phones, no mobiles, no internet...

plus he was french, the dirty shagging smoothie.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:33, Reply)

French? Nuff said.
When caught he probably just grunted and shrugged his shoulders. Francais stylee.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:35, Reply)

by the time he was caught
he'd been in ze ground for about 40 years!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:37, Reply)

Zut Alors!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:39, Reply)