I certainly hope you make a vague effort when the midget is there
Can you imagine the cries of child abuse if the chav family find out you don't have a tree?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:23, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

The midget is not going to be there at Christmas, ever.
I am resigned to and accepting of this fact.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:30, Reply)

That sucks.
Do you at least get to take her to see father Xmas or something?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:33, Reply)

She's too bright for that stuff already.
Last year her mother took her to see 'him' at Westfield. 'It was just a man pretending, Daddy' was the verdict.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:43, Reply)

I hope one day
your daughter and CQ's son get married. They would produce Mechab3tan children.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:46, Reply)

Over my dead body.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Literally, I expect.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Not long now, then.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:58, Reply)

THAT'S THE..oh never mind.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 11:14, Reply)

That blows
can you at least visit on Christmas day, or Christmas eve, to see her open her presents? Or get a day which is just Christmas for you and her?
(berk, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:35, Reply)

She will be in Kent with the pikeys.
Last year I didn't see her for three weeks.

Her mother genuinely had a go at me for not sending her presents to Kent fpr her to open on the day, and instead keeping them all and having a fake Xmas with me there in early January. Apparently that made me 'selfish'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:42, Reply)

Her mother sounds like a serious mental deficient.
I bet if you took her on the Jeremy Kyle show, she'd probably fucking love it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:45, Reply)

I really don't know why you haven't set fire to that dreadful, awful woman yet
how the fuck is it selfish to want to see your kid open the presents you've bought her? She probably loved it - just as all the presents and hype is finished, she gets MORE.
(berk, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:49, Reply)

At that age she didn't know the days of the fucking week, anyway.
It was just 'EXCELLENT - PRESENTS!!!'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Haha, gutted.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 11:07, Reply)