I work in retail. What do you reckon? At least this year I'm off in the 'in-between' week.
Spicy tomato and lentil soup, Castello creamy blue cheese and crackers.

Alt: the shift from vowing fervently never to drink again, to wondering if you'll get a dirty look for having sherry with your breakfast*.

*then thinking you will get a dirty look, then thinking 'fuck it, it's Christmas, I'm allowed, and doing it anyway
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 13:48, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

As discussed yesterday - Sherry is a morning drink
Particularly for the elderly.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 13:53, Reply)

I had to stand behind an elderly woman with my hands on her shoulders earlier to stop her being blown over by the wind.
It was hard not to laugh.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 13:54, Reply)

You were raping her at the time weren't you?

( WormuIus, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 14:03, Reply)

No I was getting some lunch during the lunch break I have at the job that I have

(PsychoChomp, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 14:11, Reply)

Is that the full time steady job at which you are paid a reasonable wage?

( girlinthehole, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 14:13, Reply)

Yes that's the one.
Good pension and benefits as well.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 14:18, Reply)

I thought so.
It is a very good job and you should mention it more often, especially when Wormulus is around.
( girlinthehole, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 14:20, Reply)

You know we were talking about google analytics before
are you qualified?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 13:53, Reply)

Not qualified, no. It's quite good though.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 13:57, Reply)

I like GA, it's become the default analytical tool for the web these days, even for people with huge throughput.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 14:08, Reply)

Yeah we use Urchin7 which is basically the same thing but internally hosted.
I thought I might as well get the IQ stuff seeing as it's $50. I was working on it last night, fairly user friendly and powerful.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 14:08, Reply)

Cool, I've not used that one, but the fact that everything on google is API'd up means we can do literally whatever our imagine takes us that is relivent

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 14:20, Reply)