Nope, but please keep guessing
I'd like to think that all your first guesses suggest something about your personalities...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 14:27, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Vi
Va
( thealternativefact, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 14:28, Reply)

That's the badger
I'd say you win a prize, if I had one to offer
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 14:29, Reply)

Go off and win your own prize - good luck.

( thealternativefact, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 14:29, Reply)

Thank you!

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 14:36, Reply)

i'm sure you have much to offer a girl, crow
don't be so hard on yourself.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 14:30, Reply)

Hey, I can't help it, it just goes like somet...
Oh, sorry, 'hard on yourself'...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 14:31, Reply)

my eternal memory of you now will be of those cocktail sausages
i will have to bring some to the next bash and you can all eat them.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 14:44, Reply)

top tip
read up on your examiner's research and if they start giving you grief start dissing their life's work. Cuss their entire publication history right up and then strike a b-boy arms folded pose. They'll judge you to indeed possess spunk by the bucketload and respect you for it.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 14:38, Reply)

They're not guesses they're descriptions of you.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 14:28, Reply)

A virgin-vomiting vaginal velociraptor?

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 14:30, Reply)

Sounds like Swipe every 4th week.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 14:35, Reply)

why every 4th week?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 14:44, Reply)

Virus?
Vocoder?
Vhristmas?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 14:29, Reply)

Valetudinarian?

( girlinthehole, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 14:30, Reply)

Raaaaarrrrrrrrrr!
*disembowels with hooky toenail*
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 14:30, Reply)