anything I haven't watched on telly
role play rules
recipes (although to be fair, I more just tune this out)

alt: move it to Swansea or Cardiff, that'll be safer. Plus I might pop in which would make it 300% better
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 17:52, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Yup
There's nothing the Welsh like more than a load of English blokes on the piss in their pubs.

Bleddy LEV-ITT, they do.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 17:56, Reply)

to be honest, those two cities have enough English people
in them from the unis (and people who stayed on) they'd never notice
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 17:58, Reply)

Because the drinkers of south Wales
Just love Bristolians....
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:01, Reply)

they do!
they said 'hey! bring those Bristolians and Londoners to our pubs, we miss them, I bet they are great and would enjoy the low priced beer and curries the area offers!'
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:03, Reply)

You could jump on a coach after school and join us.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:18, Reply)

can't
that massive important work thing? It's due in Monday. I might still have it done by then, but it's pretty unlikely unless I spend at least a few hours on it at the weekend :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:21, Reply)

Never mind
You wouldn't enjoy it anyway. Apparently all we'll be doing is going to a couple of pubs, then for Indian food and then for more drinks.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:25, Reply)

:(
man, this is massive sadface territory, I really want to just go out somewhere, I've been working too damn much recently.

I shall have to make an allowance to it and go do some archery Saturday morning. Oh, shit, Christmas shopping. That christmas business is soon isn't it?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:28, Reply)

We can drink cider next year
If you want something to look forward to.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:30, Reply)

yay!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:33, Reply)

Christ.
Things must be bad if you're looking forward to a pint of old Bristolian.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:36, Reply)

seriously
last time I drank in a pub was ages ago. Most times I go I'm driving and/or can't stay long. Sucks
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:37, Reply)

Well make a weekend
Of Bristol next year.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:44, Reply)

Sometime around Easter time when the weather is nice
I demand a cider-boat bash.
(berk, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:35, Reply)

Consider it
Considered.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:37, Reply)

*points*
HaHa! Grown-up!
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:31, Reply)

stupid grown up nonsense

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:33, Reply)

s'what you get for having a proper job and a mortgage
And living in welshland o'course
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:36, Reply)

I don't even have a mortgage yet
that's next month or something
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:36, Reply)

Next come the sensible slippers
And listening to Calssic FM
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:38, Reply)

radio 3 is much better than that
MOR classic FM shit.

...and my slippers are Cthulu ones
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:39, Reply)

As I've said many a time Caves...
Do a Taff-Bash and I'll come.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:30, Reply)

shall i do one once I've moved?
I could invite a select few and it'll be like a house warming but with internet weirdos
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:33, Reply)

Best kinda bash that.
If you need any tips ask Blousie, she's ace at it apparently
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:35, Reply)

will do
someone at work is having a little christmas party, I'm so shit they are like "right Cavy, you can do...um food? no, music? no" I think my job is now to bring some vodka with skittles in it and a jelly.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:36, Reply)

Sounds like a fun job
Very non-gorwn-up
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:37, Reply)

to be fair
that's what I offered to do. I've done skittlebrau before (in fact they hadn't heard of it) but I don't own a jelly mould and I don't think I've made one since I was 12. Kinda want to do two colours too, christmas colours
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:38, Reply)

The little gadget shop in Bristol sells jelly moulds
for jelly shots :)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:41, Reply)

Amberl, the Gadget Shop
Went in to administration about ten years ago
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:46, Reply)

I know, but the one that replaced it
near Cabot Circus. Can't remember it's name though
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:49, Reply)

Ann Summers

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:50, Reply)

Haha
I thought Ann Summers was the travel agency
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:52, Reply)

You wouldn't know
If you were cumming or going.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:55, Reply)

That is terrible
*withholds Jeff's pooch*
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:58, Reply)

better still
Vodka-jelly with skittles in, less to carry
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:38, Reply)

vodka jelly is crap, though

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:39, Reply)

crap awesome
/feels strongly enought to do strikethrough from phone
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:41, Reply)

but it doesn't set like you want it
plus, I was once part of a load of people playig 'gob us yer vodka jelly' stupid orcs
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:53, Reply)

Whack in a bit of carrageenan, mix it in and viola - a set vodka jelly,
Don't even need to put it in the fridge.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 19:06, Reply)

What is carrageenan?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 19:08, Reply)

this^^

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 19:14, Reply)

I googled.
It is a gum.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 19:16, Reply)

good work
do you think chewing gum would do?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 19:17, Reply)

Like gelatin, but it comes from seaweed rather than an animal's guts.
And it stays set at higher temperatures.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 19:19, Reply)

Gelatine doesn't come from animal guts.
Animal skin and bone? Yes.

I think you're confusing it with rennet.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 19:50, Reply)