Look, this is a bit self-indulgent of me. I understand if you don't really want to help, really I do. Feel free to ignore this thread. I won't be offended or anything.
I need a load of questions sent in by the fans to Smash Hits magazine in December 1987 for an interview with Personality Horse.
They can be member specific; to M or Paul, or to the pair of us generally.

Would you mind pretending to be a fan of Personality Horse in December 1987 who reads Smash Hits magazine and telling me what your question would be?
It's especially rude of me, because you won't even get an answer here. I'm so sorry.

If it helps, there is a history of the band here.

Sorry again.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 9:58, 48 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Dear personality horse I am four and what is this.
Also, www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-16104275 cameron gets all tough with Europe like a spastic.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 10:00, Reply)

Gosh. I was not aware that the BBC did news.
I was certainly unaware that they have a website.
Cheers for the heads-up, Chompasaurus.
Now give me three words which mean "swim" other than "swim".
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 10:03, Reply)

float
doggy paddle
breast-stroke
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 10:04, Reply)

It's good, but it's no Chompenstein.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 10:05, Reply)

The first one isn't good enough.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 10:05, Reply)

it was my favourite

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 10:06, Reply)

Sorry I went for a fag
slip
wade
bathe
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 10:18, Reply)

Classic stuff.
You're a superstar Chompulus Maximus
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 10:20, Reply)

A new 'accord', eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 10:11, Reply)

generic questions asked to pop bands:
1. how did you come up with your name/
2. whats it like being famous?
3. does your mum like your lyrics
3. will m marry me?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 10:02, Reply)

My pal's band were interviewed for a really shit web music mag a few months ago
and the questions they were asked were straight out of Smash Hits '87.

'If an alien came to earth, how would you describe your music to them?' etc

Bless him, my chum tried his best to answer in a non-'fuck off I'm not answering this shit' way but it was very, very bad.

I shall try to find a link for you, to get some question hints.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 10:05, Reply)

I might write an automatic generator for the name, age, location bit for each letter.
In excel.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Martin, 32, Telecommunications analyst from Norwich

(this is an /OT meme you probably won't know. Or find amusing)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 10:19, Reply)

Good.
Any place names you'd like to go into the GENERATOR?
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 11:24, Reply)

ohmygodohmygodohmygod SCREAM!!!! I already have these from 1987. BEST DAY EVA!!!!
What is your favourite bubble gum? Mine is hubba-bubba.
If you could punch Wham! which one would you punch harder? I'd hit the Greek one. Daddy says Greeks like poofing.
A-HA said you influenced their music. When are you going to sue them for royalties?
Why does M always look so grumpy?
Can you come to my birthday and sing? I'm having a bouncy castle and a clown. I don't want a clown.
(Monty Boyce, lol drugz, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 10:08, Reply)

EXCELLENT WORK, FAN!
You're a star.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 10:09, Reply)

did you write that yourself with another profile?
its quite sad if you did :(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 10:11, Reply)

No.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 10:11, Reply)

i don't believe you

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Nah, it's not him.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 10:13, Reply)

how do you know?
is it two hats? please tell me he's back?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 10:14, Reply)

I just do.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 10:14, Reply)

its you!
you comedy prikc!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 10:18, Reply)

You know, when I started it up I made it perfectly clear it was me.
And yet still folks think it's BM. It's quite funny.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 10:18, Reply)

your so cool, i wish i were just like you
See rachelswipe i dun it rite this time^^^
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 10:20, Reply)

"i wish i IF just like you"

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 10:21, Reply)

oh fucks sake i dun my best

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 10:29, Reply)

He asked for a fan in a thread and I feel bad about taking the piss cause they're not a real band.
So, ph #1 fan! was born.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 10:22, Reply)

MECHA-SPOON OVERLOAD ALERT

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 10:24, Reply)

i don't understand this
cheers tho
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Are you really mocking MMPS for creating a comedy account?
You?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 10:38, Reply)

SSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Monty Boyce, lol drugz, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 10:11, Reply)

Dear personality horse, why is your frontman such a spastic ballbag?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 10:15, Reply)

incorrect, he's a fat ballbag

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 10:19, Reply)

Oh That's ok then

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 10:21, Reply)

I don't think it's very nice to bully M when he isn't even here.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 10:22, Reply)

Why is it always sunny when I'm hungover?
It hurts my eyes and head
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 10:18, Reply)

god hates you

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 10:19, Reply)

I'm a hindu

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 10:22, Reply)

Gods hate you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 10:23, Reply)

krishna, ganesha and vishnu think he's a prick

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Pishna, GAYnesh and Titsnu, more like.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Gotta catch em all.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 10:38, Reply)

Dear M
What do you think of Bros I think they're really good. I have periods now. Do you think you could introduce me to Bros? I have a Bros sweatband it is luminous green.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 10:22, Reply)

They're called 'Hurts' now

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 10:24, Reply)

Do you mean Bros, or periods?


Or sweatbands?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 10:25, Reply)

Dear Paul
What is your favourite flavour of icecream?

Danny Pilgrim
( WormuIus, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 10:33, Reply)

|m| RAWK!

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 10:35, Reply)