hahahahaha!
I'm sorry to tell you that at 1.30pm the hangover will get worse. It's just how it is.

I'd recommend:
Can of Coke
A shit
Cornish Pastie
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:46, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Ooooo, yeah a good shit normally sorts you out.
Or a massive pile of hot meat from Needoo.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:47, Reply)

Done a poo, got a coke, no pasties in site
a little sleep would be nice. i woke up in my shirt and socks but with no trousers or pants on, I may have been abused
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:47, Reply)

You peed yourself

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:48, Reply)

Have you vommed yet?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:48, Reply)

Nah, on an upward slope at teh moment, not sure how long it will last though
And no i didn't pee myself
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:49, Reply)

I'm telling you, 1.30pm is when it will all go wrong

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:50, Reply)

You did. You totally peed all over your kecks and undies.
So you took them off, but you didn't need to take off your shirt or socks because you didn't pee on them.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:50, Reply)

Check in the shower for shitty kecks

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:51, Reply)

Oh yeah maybe he followed through

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:52, Reply)

Fo sho'
I'd imagine it was on the dancefloor, half of lager spilling all over the office girls, tie on head, piss stain down the front of his pants and most of the soup down the shirt.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:53, Reply)

Singing I am the One and Only

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:54, Reply)

and playing air guitar

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:55, Reply)

haha!
Perfect
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:55, Reply)

Mum?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:51, Reply)

Mummy isn't cleaning THAT up, sunshine

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:54, Reply)

Do you still have shitty knuckles?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:49, Reply)

hahaha

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:49, Reply)

POT yesterday that one

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:50, Reply)