You went to the home of extravagent ways of upsetting animals by torturing them so they make nicer food
and you were surprised by the lack of vegetarian options? How about you just don't waste their time with your pathetic nitpicking about food and be grateful for what's put in front of you. There are fucking children starving in the Sudan right now.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:28, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I wasn't remotely surprised by the lack of vegetarian options
more by their wilful misinterpretation of the use of a "V" to signify that a dish is vegetarian.

Also: the Sudan is your fault you massive fat bastard
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:30, Reply)

I feel no guilt over this.
They had the same opportunity to eat the food as I did, it's not my fault that them and their families are TOO FUCKING LAZY to help themselves.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:34, Reply)

This creates the mental image of Sudan being divided down the middle by an enormous buffet table
Which would actually solve a lot of problems as long as we could keep you away from it. Someone get Bono on the phone.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:38, Reply)

I was imagining more Swipe walking around a refugee camp eating a bucket of fried chicken
grease running down her chin and every time a little kid put their hand out and cried she'd smack them in the face with a half eaten thigh and say "I WORKED REALLY HARD FOR THIS! WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?"
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:40, Reply)

Is daddy making that trip tax deductable?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:44, Reply)

Daddy's paying
but she has to sleep in the same tent as her brother and use the same latrine.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:48, Reply)

you fucking bastard
you know i'm vegetarian
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Pros: funnier than the buffet table idea
Cons: does nothing to tackle third world hunger

I say we get Bono and Gervais to fight to the death for the rights to each idea. Everyone's a winner.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:46, Reply)