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Is it bedtime yet?
I started watching bits of the gene genie on youtube, and appear to have fallen into a time vortex.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:44,
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it's celebratory hot chocolate time
is what it is
then bedtime
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:45,
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Are you having the little marshmallows too?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:46,
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no i don't have any
I'm not a big fan of them anyway
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:46,
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You could always put some of that garlic bread in, I suppose
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:50,
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is that a heston blumental thing?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:51,
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I wouldn't put it past him.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:52,
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i have to make jelly for work
i reckon i could put mince pies in it, that would make it more christmassy
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:54,
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Vodka would probably have the same effect.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:58,
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same effect?
you think mince pies get you drunk?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:59,
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No, I think vodka would make people feel christmassy.
Do try to keep up, dear.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 11 Dec 2011, 0:00,
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it may been time to sleep
I've been in front of the computer since about half 1
night night all
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 0:05,
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The woman makes a fair point.
Good night, internet shut ins x
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 11 Dec 2011, 0:09,
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Minspies and Brandy butter. Mmmmmmm.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 0:05,
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Is that more of your rhyming slang?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 0:06,
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Innit.
You Berkshire hunt.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 0:08,
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*Googles*
*Is surprised at how those mental London types know me so well*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 0:09,
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Berk is actually short for cunt.
Cockneys rarely point this out.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 0:11,
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I was aware of that.
I've been called a cunt so much times, I wanted to make sure I had all the options covered.
How is 'er indoors doing, back on her foot yet?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 0:12,
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First day without the jackboot.
She has just gone to bed and there is some spiced rum with my name on it.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 0:14,
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You fucking massive Mount Gay!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 0:16,
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This is your vortex
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HLX2weZfkA
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:46,
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I'm on my phone now, so you'll just have to describe the amusing joke to me
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:47,
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It's The Vortex from the Adventure Game
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:47,
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Best of all the vortices
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:48,
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Off to a boot-sale tomorrow?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:52,
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Yup. Cheddar, as usual.
I should really be asleep. Why am I not asleep, Jeff?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:54,
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Because you'd rather talk to us.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:55,
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Sadly, this is true.
Be warmed, kids. This is what happens if you don't have any IRL friends. : (
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:57,
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my heart is warmed
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:58,
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Make IRL friends with people from here then
Ya big spazzer. You had your Roota weekend last week too. So don't give it the 'woe is me' thing.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:58,
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I'm not woeing.
I'm just saying that I never had irl friends as a kid, so I now look for approbation online.
It's a cautionary tale.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 11 Dec 2011, 0:02,
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No you haven't.
Hahaha aha!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 0:03,
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:D
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:47,
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I didn't even have to click that to know what was coming
Bedtime, mofos.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:47,
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night
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:48,
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Word!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 0:04,
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