Oh lord, living near a Waitrose is going to be HEAVEN.
I just had some lovely dimsum and I got some crab pasta, all microwaved, lovely lovely. The place is a goldmine of goods, so many amazing things, it rips seven shades of shit out of my local supermarkets. PLUS, I'm not just talking about readymeals, I'm talking about ingredients too. Ain't silly money neither. I'm gonna lose so much weight having lovely meals from there instead of take-away when I CBA to cook.

Today I chose a really striking black-leather and brownish-gray patterened wallpaper, and 'rock something' paint. It'll look pukka next to my sofa. OH MAN, so good. Only downside is that the waldrobes are over 50% of what we thought. Oopsy, I'm not getting a new kitchen now 'cus of that, but we'll still get new fridge/freezer, oven, washmachine, dishwasher, worktops... and then tiles off the wall, white kitchen paint and then the cupboard doors a duckegg blue. Going for a cuntry-cottage look in there, with hanging pots'n'pans.

I've had a bust up with ma' today, but we sorted it. If I disagreed with her on anything, then I was in the wrong, so I pointed that out to her, and that it's my flat and I'm the one living there.

I think next week I'll get some chill-pills from the doc, denty brain is swelling.

What you lot get up today?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 21:33, 190 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'm still recovering from yesterday.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 21:38, Reply)

still?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 21:45, Reply)

I went large on Friday.
Really large.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 21:48, Reply)

large as the moon?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 21:50, Reply)

Larger than the moon.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 21:59, Reply)

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 22:01, Reply)

It was intergalatic carnage.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 22:03, Reply)

I hope you're prepared to have a drink on Tuesday
it would be sad if you were still wrecked by then
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 22:19, Reply)

Amberl.
I'll be having a drink in the next half hour.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 22:20, Reply)

This is good news
I am also on the booze tonight, though not out
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 22:21, Reply)

I know if I get the first drink down, I'll be fine.
But I really don't fancy it at the minute.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 22:24, Reply)

It may possibly be best to leave the drink to tomorrow then
/has already had a few too many
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 22:34, Reply)

Haha, that reminds me, I went to my new local cafe for lunch.
I didn't know what I wanted, they do kababs and fried chicken, but I wanted something simple, stomach has been really bad for the last two days (it's the stress, any worst and I wouldn't be able to do anything)... so I chose the Club Sandwich. You know what? They got it right. It was huge, cut into 1/4s, but laying pointing upwards, it ran the width of the plate. Really simple, but soo good.

I reckon when you come over to see the place, have a bit of a heavy one, the next morning, this'll be right up our streets.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 21:50, Reply)

that sounds nom

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 21:50, Reply)

Really good, they had a few things I wanna try.
When you're down, we'll check it out =)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 22:02, Reply)

The end
of 'Giant Monster Work Thing' is in sight. Question is, do I try to stay up and finish it tonight?

I've forgotten to have any tea either
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 21:39, Reply)

Stay up and finish it Capt!
You'll sleep better knowing it's done.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 21:43, Reply)

Yeah
I just have to write up a rationale which is basically just management speak, which I'm no good at. Might eat some food first
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 21:45, Reply)

damn, I forgot another bit I'll have to do
similar stuff, but I have read a thing
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 21:49, Reply)

Nah', give it a miss, don't wanna do your head in.
Saying when to stop is just as important.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 21:50, Reply)

yeah, but if I get it done
then tomorrow I can go to breakfast with some friends I've not seen for ages
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 21:51, Reply)

Can you do it after tomo? You also don't wanna wear yourself out for tomo

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 22:02, Reply)

nope
deadline is monday. Have to hope my boss has done her bits by then, too, as I have to put it together and send it off. I've got lessons all day, too
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 22:05, Reply)

Best get on with it tonight then =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 22:10, Reply)

Have fun in your cunty kitchen.
Today I have been mostly buying ram, cooking tea, and watching X Factor.
Tomorrow I will be taking the grandkids out to do their xmas shopping, as apparently I am good at it.
I love shopping. Do you think I could get a job where I just shop all day?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 21:50, Reply)

did you cook ram for tea?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 21:52, Reply)

I did not.
We had pork with three mustard sauce and baby potatoes.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 21:53, Reply)

i am jealous
I have out of date garlic bread and some veg samosas for tea.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 21:54, Reply)

But you have a job and an almost house
and a marketable skill.
And no hangover.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 21:57, Reply)

hmm
the hangover could really be blamed on you, I reckon
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 22:01, Reply)

Me? How?
What have I done?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 22:02, Reply)

Yeah. YOU.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 22:03, Reply)

*sads*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 22:04, Reply)

In all honestly, you really could. There are a lot of buisness people out there who don't have a clue and would rather set a budget and pay someone.
You go and sit with them for an hour or two, talk about their family and friends, make a list of who they need to sort out, budget it and there you go.

Personal shoppers are big busnesses in the more affluent states, like LA and New York.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 21:53, Reply)

Having talked to somebody who used to do that job for a living
you have to know absolutely *everything* about all the latest trends and designers.

I'm really good at buying presents for people, so that would be an ace job. But I don't think the demand would be that great here in the West Country. You know how those business types get their secretary to buy their wife's birthday present? I could totally do that.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 21:56, Reply)

Couldn't you do it all online?
Maybe if you got a tie-in between designers and the terminally vain you'd get somewhere.

Not sure how it would work, though.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 22:05, Reply)

Yeah', you'd have to be really on the ball on so many industries.
Sounds to me like a perfect excuse to move to The Upper East Side of North London.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 22:10, Reply)

Hmm.
I'd need to find somewhere to live, and I understand it's very hard to find good landlords in London.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 22:11, Reply)

Totally worth a punt, if you ask me.
I'm close enough to a town centre that I can walk for 10 minutes and have most shops imaginable in any town center, but far enough that noisy drunks and traffic won't bother me. And it's 25m into central london =)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 22:20, Reply)

Gonz, you're a switched on man about the internet
What is this Linkedin I hear tell of?

Does it have any redeeming features?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 22:12, Reply)

Yeah', it's really a big deal, especially if you're looking for work or clients.
It's been nicknamed "The facebook of buisness", and I agree with that. I would be careful when giving them your contact/email addresses to find people as they'll send out email to so many people if you're not reading it carefully.... anyone you've ever sent an email to or from.

I'm not very active on it, but I am on it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 22:18, Reply)

Looking for clients primarily
I've an aversion to anything like Facebook but the guys I'm subbing for at the moment have suggested it, as a way of sweetening the news that they've nothing else for me when this contract ends on Friday.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 22:25, Reply)

I think prospective employers check it too.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 22:26, Reply)

That's what I was hoping
As a man of no fixed income it may prove useful.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 22:28, Reply)

It can't hurt.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 22:32, Reply)

Can you advertise on it?
I'll have a closer look tomorrow but can you actually put your own website on?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 22:40, Reply)

You can invite people or tell them you've registered or summat.
And can search by different criteria that suits.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 22:43, Reply)

Yeah', I'd go for it. You can also upload your CV and it'll cleverly try and get as much info out of that as you can.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 22:40, Reply)

As above
I'm really thinking of it as a way to promote the business, although my CV has been more useful recently.

Can't be bothered tonight but I'll give it a look in the morning.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 22:43, Reply)

A CV is only good if the right people can see it.
Yeah', give it a shot when you're heads a bit more straight, worst comes to it you've wasted a few hours, no big deal... but if it pulls off, then you're sorted.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 22:45, Reply)

Wardrobes
Gonz, try a local carpenter. If your going to spend a bit of cash, try bespoke. Plain wood (pun) and design could be affordable.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 22:22, Reply)

Sound advice ^ from someone who knows a thing or two about exiting closets.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 22:23, Reply)

Just in case you misread that. I'm suggesting Stunned is gay. Not me.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 22:24, Reply)

I think you have equalled me on the homosexual front today. ;-)

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 22:25, Reply)

I'm holding you partly responsible for my current 'illness'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 22:26, Reply)

Finding it hard to walk straight today?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 22:29, Reply)

Nah, I'm just a little run down.
I walked around the shops for a bit before heading back to the West.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 22:30, Reply)

That was a bummer gag.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 22:31, Reply)

Like I'm in any fuckin state to 'joke' today.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 22:34, Reply)

No Stella medicine then?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 22:38, Reply)

I've got some in the fridge.
I'm just trying to get the courage to open one.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 22:40, Reply)

DO IT!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 22:41, Reply)

There are two possible outcomes
Do you have a mop and bucket?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 22:44, Reply)

So at no point were you left alone with CQ?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 22:31, Reply)

No.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 22:41, Reply)

Yeah', totally, thats what the quote was today, fitted waldrobes in a glossy black, done to the design we wanted.
Came to £1650 when we thought about £1000, but then when we went into the B&Q to get an idea, the same thing would be £1200-1300 without labour.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 22:44, Reply)

For me, I'd go with the former.
B & Q = false economy.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 22:47, Reply)

Yeah', totally agree =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:13, Reply)

Dog walked.
Bottles and cardboard to the tip, along with a knackered Dyson. Christmas tree bought, footy watched, curry made and scoffed. Now settling down to some Ashes to Ashes as I'm just in the mood for some Gene Hunt wisdom.

Rock and roll, me.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 22:25, Reply)

Gene Hunt is fantastic.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 22:29, Reply)

I totally would.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 22:32, Reply)

Fire up the Quattro!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 22:33, Reply)

*fires up*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 22:35, Reply)

My favourite Gene Hunt quotes!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYeNuCTf_PE

www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5XnpK5Hzo0&feature=related
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 22:36, Reply)

The first one is magnificent.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 22:42, Reply)

"Twanging of the Royal hymen" was a corker.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 22:54, Reply)

Sound's good man !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 22:43, Reply)

Shhh. I'm watching Gene Hunt.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 22:46, Reply)

Right.
I've got a beer out of the fridge.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 22:52, Reply)

Drum roll...suspense...tension

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 22:54, Reply)

And I still haven't opened it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 22:54, Reply)

Come on Jeff, don't keep us on a cliffhanger

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 22:57, Reply)

Now opened.
As yet, unsipped.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 22:57, Reply)

This is like Adam West Batman

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 22:58, Reply)

You've got to be mindful I've had 4 bottles of lucazade, 3 coffees, 3 litres of water and 2 cans of coke today.
And I've not been for a piss once. That's how dehydrated I was.

I have now sipped the beer.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:01, Reply)

It puts the lager to it's lips or else it gets the hose again.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:03, Reply)

There's a deathly hush over Bristol.
Has evil Dr Stella finally killed the Caped Carouser?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:03, Reply)

Turns out, it's going down far too easily.
Landlords of the West can sleep easily.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:04, Reply)

HE'S ALIVE!!!!
His liver is fucked, but he's alive.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:05, Reply)

It's got to be half down in one or two and then give it 30 seconds.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:04, Reply)

The second can will be opened shortly.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:14, Reply)

Good lad!
You are Stella Confucious!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:15, Reply)

It's times like this that I'm glad I gave up cloudy cider.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:16, Reply)

The Mayor of Leuven has declared a public holiday

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:16, Reply)

The Mayor of Bristol
Has declared martial law.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:19, Reply)

There are plans a foot for Bristol to have an elected mayor.
I'm gonna stand. I'll be fucking mint at that.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:20, Reply)

Compulsory drinking in the town centre?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:21, Reply)

Everywhere.
And a public holiday on the anniversary of Adge Cutlers death.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:23, Reply)

And Bradford too
I'm so pleased that Bella has moved from Bradford to Bristol.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:22, Reply)

She is probably part of the 'Occupy' protest in Bristol.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:24, Reply)

Big fan of Adge Cutler, I hear.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:29, Reply)

Who isn't?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:34, Reply)

Will anyone notice?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:21, Reply)

Hahaha!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:21, Reply)

I feel like I'm not taking advantage of my yoof.
I have a rare Saturday night off and am staying at home by myself drinking mulled wine. Ohhhhhh if only I knew someone in North London to cosy up with and enjoy spending an evening inside with.
( wanderlust, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 22:55, Reply)

I have mulled Stella.
Well, I'm mulling over opening it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 22:56, Reply)

Kill or cure?
I would say have one and then go to bed. That way you should be fine to get back on it tomorrow morning.
( wanderlust, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 22:58, Reply)

Alright gorgeous?
Where's the old man?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:00, Reply)

In bed I would think.
He has his baby tonight so I think he's sleeping off yesterday's big day out with Jeff.
( wanderlust, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:06, Reply)

So, bit of you time!
light the candles, break out the good booze, kick back!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:11, Reply)

I spend so much time on my own these days it's nothing new.
I was given a bottle of champagne by my boss on Thrsday night and am very tempted to open it. I should really wait for Monty to come home tomorrow though and have mimosas for breakfast. Pretend I'm posh and that.
( wanderlust, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:15, Reply)

Nope.
Posh now! Your booze, neck it!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:16, Reply)

I was also given a bottle of Rioja.
which I'd forgotten about until just now. This seems like a much better idea. Red wine is for evenings, champagne is my perfect morning drink dhharling.
( wanderlust, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:20, Reply)

*clinks glass*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:22, Reply)

Alright lusty
how are you?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:04, Reply)

Alright fitness.
I am good, but done in. How's your lovely self?
( wanderlust, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:07, Reply)

Slightly tipsy but good thanks
what've you been up to?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:07, Reply)

Working, sleeping and working again.
I lead a very dull life these days and hope these unsociable hours pay off soon!
( wanderlust, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:12, Reply)

I hope so for you :)
it's been too long anyhow, must catch up soon
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:21, Reply)

Agreed!

( wanderlust, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:25, Reply)

Next time I'm in London is in Jan I think
let me know if you're around
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:30, Reply)

I am.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:31, Reply)

How do we know you won't just dash away after a lunchtime drink?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:32, Reply)

hahahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:33, Reply)

There won't be 3 solid days of Xmas drinking beforehand!!
Do it after 15/01 and I'll Chib 40 quid toward food. Last of the big spenders, me.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:35, Reply)

I'll fly back to England on the 8th so it'd likely be on that evening
if people are around
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:36, Reply)

Don't listen to him Amberl.
Tell him to chip in fifty quid. A tenner of that can be for the congestion charge.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:37, Reply)

Haha!
Bloody BoJo!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:38, Reply)

:-)

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:39, Reply)

Haha!
Sounds fair to me /is broke
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:39, Reply)

Oh my darling, I would love that so much, espesh when I'm in the new place =)
I reckon all the furniture type stuff will be sorted by mid-to-end-jan, start of feb at the extreme latest... you should totally get yourself free'n'single for that time ,)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:12, Reply)

FINISHED!!!
I think tomorrow I might do NO WORK AT ALL!!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:23, Reply)

Woo Hoo!
Well done Captain.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:25, Reply)

thank you
that's been a couple of months of stressing and having to pester people. I just have to hope my boss does the other bits, then I can have it to the guy on time. Then he'll pick it to bits :( Then there will be a valiidation panel AHHHHHHHRRRGH!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:26, Reply)

What is this very important work in aid of?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:34, Reply)

It's a degree
wot I has written. As long as the uni validate it, it runs next year. So yeah, pretty important.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:36, Reply)

Well good luck with that.
What is your reward for doing all of this work?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:38, Reply)

bragging rights?
I dunno - I am a chump. It's only because the one that's running now has to end (because some important dudes fell out with each other) and I was in charge of that one
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:39, Reply)

The best of all the rights.
And I should know. I invented them, not that I take any pleasure in telling you. But I think it's important you know that I invested bragging rights.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:41, Reply)

yup
there was no gain in that invention
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:42, Reply)

hahahaha
*Mong faces*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:43, Reply)

You're on the Stella aren't you?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:42, Reply)

I am at the mo, yes.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:43, Reply)

Hair of the chavvy pitbull crossbreed?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:45, Reply)

Yeap!
I'm nails.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:48, Reply)

That's Amberl, silly.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:49, Reply)

Well you threw yourself off a crane, Amberl established JUSTICE
And I survived time in the company of both Stunned and Monty.

I reckon that gets me in the NAILS club.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:52, Reply)

Just this once

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:53, Reply)

NAILS club, and golf champion.
It's been a great year.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:56, Reply)

AND a haircut!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:58, Reply)

Art, darling!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:36, Reply)

and, weirdly
computing
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:42, Reply)

Is it bedtime yet?
I started watching bits of the gene genie on youtube, and appear to have fallen into a time vortex.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:44, Reply)

it's celebratory hot chocolate time
is what it is

then bedtime
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:45, Reply)

Are you having the little marshmallows too?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:46, Reply)

no i don't have any
I'm not a big fan of them anyway
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:46, Reply)

You could always put some of that garlic bread in, I suppose

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:50, Reply)

is that a heston blumental thing?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:51, Reply)

I wouldn't put it past him.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:52, Reply)

i have to make jelly for work
i reckon i could put mince pies in it, that would make it more christmassy
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:54, Reply)

Vodka would probably have the same effect.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:58, Reply)

same effect?
you think mince pies get you drunk?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:59, Reply)

No, I think vodka would make people feel christmassy.
Do try to keep up, dear.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 11 Dec 2011, 0:00, Reply)

it may been time to sleep
I've been in front of the computer since about half 1

night night all
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 0:05, Reply)

The woman makes a fair point.
Good night, internet shut ins x
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 11 Dec 2011, 0:09, Reply)

Minspies and Brandy butter. Mmmmmmm.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 0:05, Reply)

Is that more of your rhyming slang?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 0:06, Reply)

Innit.
You Berkshire hunt.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 0:08, Reply)

*Googles*
*Is surprised at how those mental London types know me so well*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 0:09, Reply)

Berk is actually short for cunt.
Cockneys rarely point this out.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 0:11, Reply)

I was aware of that.
I've been called a cunt so much times, I wanted to make sure I had all the options covered.

How is 'er indoors doing, back on her foot yet?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 0:12, Reply)

First day without the jackboot.
She has just gone to bed and there is some spiced rum with my name on it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 0:14, Reply)

You fucking massive Mount Gay!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 0:16, Reply)

This is your vortex
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HLX2weZfkA
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:46, Reply)

I'm on my phone now, so you'll just have to describe the amusing joke to me

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:47, Reply)

It's The Vortex from the Adventure Game

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:47, Reply)

Best of all the vortices

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:48, Reply)

Off to a boot-sale tomorrow?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:52, Reply)

Yup. Cheddar, as usual.
I should really be asleep. Why am I not asleep, Jeff?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:54, Reply)

Because you'd rather talk to us.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:55, Reply)

Sadly, this is true.
Be warmed, kids. This is what happens if you don't have any IRL friends. : (
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:57, Reply)

my heart is warmed

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:58, Reply)

Make IRL friends with people from here then
Ya big spazzer. You had your Roota weekend last week too. So don't give it the 'woe is me' thing.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:58, Reply)

I'm not woeing.
I'm just saying that I never had irl friends as a kid, so I now look for approbation online.
It's a cautionary tale.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 11 Dec 2011, 0:02, Reply)

No you haven't.
Hahaha aha!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 0:03, Reply)

:D

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:47, Reply)

I didn't even have to click that to know what was coming
Bedtime, mofos.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:47, Reply)

night

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:48, Reply)

Word!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 0:04, Reply)

Sorry Jeff
The answer was narrowed to single letters.

It's cap'n Morgan.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 0:28, Reply)