Don't do it!
If he was such a colossal bellend (as you described) he's only suffering from 'Oh my god I'm going to be single at Xmas' syndrome. He is male and therefore (almost certainly) unable to be 'friends' with a female with whom he's been squelchy.

Just sayin'.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 10:41, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

he's off to thailand for 2 weeks with his mates
believe me, he's perfectly happy to be single at christmas!

i am now timing how long it takes monty or sporty to say the word "ladyboy".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 10:43, Reply)

I'd say that for them, but I don't like talking about myself.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 10:44, Reply)

If he helps, he probably won't end up with a lady-boy, he'll more likely end up with an unreversable STI.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 10:46, Reply)

you mean that he catches from a toilet seat
whilst sitting on it crying about how much he misses me?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 10:47, Reply)

I just like the idea there are therefore "reversible" STDs
"Oh, hold on. I don't like that. Let's just reverse that one, eh?"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 10:49, Reply)

well crabs are curable...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 10:50, Reply)

so are several others
but I don't really think that's the same as "reversible" ...
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 10:50, Reply)

reminds me of the bedshitter. pearoast, but suck it up...
when he was on holiday with a previous girlfriend a few years before i met him, and she passed out drunk, he went out anyway. met a girl. shagged her on the beach. and she "only asked for taxi fare".

me: so she was a prostitute then?

him: er... anyway, it was AMAZING, she totally insisted that we only had anal.

me: so she was a ladyboy then?

him: er...........................

his face was a fucking picture. the more he protested, the more i could see i had made him very seriously unhappy.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 10:53, Reply)

I like this

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 10:55, Reply)

we're like a mutual appreciation society here today

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 10:57, Reply)

*chest bumps*
*defcon bongle*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 10:59, Reply)

When he starts explaining by roat the exact same text of the "Non sexual transfer of [desease]" from wikipedia, it's best to just move on.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 10:51, Reply)

i think that point was about 2 months ago
i'm just very slow on the uptake
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 10:56, Reply)