Haha, you're gonna fuck him, and then your entire holiday in barbaydos will be "WHY WON'T HE RETURN MY TEXTS !?!??!?!?!" when in the mean time, you'll turn down some big hot barbaydiosiun cock...
... the kind of cock where you just _know_ he sleeps with all the rich white girls who come over, the kind who get off on known that Daddy is in the next room and will leave a week's wages worth of tips because he's been so attentive (without realising quite how attentive) he's been. AND THEN, you'll regret not having that big fat juicy cock because some wrinkly old-man-balls has got your mind racing when you don't even like them anymore.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 10:43, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

you terrible racist.
I bet he sleeps with all the rich Asian guys' daughters too.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 10:45, Reply)

I'm sure he doesn't mind where the rich buisnessman's daughter is from.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 10:52, Reply)

much as the guys in the caribbean are super-hot
i'd be too frightened to shag one. i've been on girly holidays when friends have done that, and they can't walk for a week afterwards. i don't fancy being split in two, thank you very much. nor explaining to my father why i am walking like john wayne.

i shall be looking, discreetly from behind my chanels, but not touching.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 10:55, Reply)

It'll be spilling out your nose by the time you're done.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Oh, man, you've thought about this WAY too much

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 10:57, Reply)

massive stereotyping, right here. Terrible.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 10:56, Reply)

meh, i'm sure there are many caribbean guys with tiny cocktail cocks
but my friends and i have never come across them (in any sense of the word) on our trips to various islands!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 10:58, Reply)

I've got an image of you getting ready to go out
sunnies - check
lipgloss - check
phone - check
ruler - check.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:00, Reply)

you know me so, so very well

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:00, Reply)

Haha, that'll be just Swipey's luck, going all the way there and ended up shagging someone with a tiny (for the region) 8.5 incher.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:01, Reply)

omg your mind is a colourful hotbed this morning
i definitely will not be shagging the ex!

but it sounds as if you might quite like some bajan cock, dude!!!!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 10:46, Reply)

Gonz is mad for big black cock.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 10:47, Reply)

this should so be his sig

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Whatever happens, big jucy cock or wrinkly balls, or more than likely, both, they'll be lots and lots of regret and tears.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 10:55, Reply)