just cancel you mong

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 10:47, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

this is probably excellent advice

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 10:50, Reply)

I'll draft an email for you
Sorry, *enter name of bender here*, I can't make drinks on Saturday as I am having my growler waxed in preperation for all Christmas sex I'll being having while you're smoking some fat thai pole.

kthxbyeeeee

PS You're bent
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 10:54, Reply)

i like this so so much

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 10:55, Reply)

then use it.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 12 Dec 2011, 10:56, Reply)

sigh

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:08, Reply)

waxed growler. best of all the growlers.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 10:56, Reply)

this is very true. however.
a friend of mine was telling me at the weekend about HER friend (so i knew it was her) who had a guy walk out on her when he saw her "retro" muff. apparently his exact words were:

"sorry, i'm not dealing with that."

how fucking rude is that?! let's see him have his balls waxed, then he can comment...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:07, Reply)

what the hell is a "retro" muff?

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:10, Reply)

Back in the old days ladies didn't groom that particular area.
cf. hedge porn.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:13, Reply)

Also know as ...
... A 'Judith' - viz the character in 'Life of Brian' with a seriously untamed pubic forest.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:13, Reply)

ahh.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:20, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5BfYLI8bXI
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:13, Reply)

An au naturale one

(berk, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:13, Reply)