1) Where did you hide all the money?
2) nothing because 6 month isn't an annversary, it's half a year, it's nothing. Only bent teenagers go on about 6 month fucking annervasaries. Winston Churchill never went after 6 months "Let's celebrate, WW2 is over".
3) the stress and pressure, there is so much of it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:37, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I think most of the gold ended up in Switzerland

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:38, Reply)

*hoots*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:43, Reply)

I really hate This Morning, can't fucking stand it.
1) They keep on going on about celebs but they're only ITV celebs who mean fuck all if it wasn't for people talking about them because people are talking about them.
2) The 'twitter' and 'facebook' thigns they read out, normally they are too big a message for that medium, and blatently they're not real, nobody says something like "Well, I think that blah blah on ITV ©® [tv show] ©® that [actor] shouldn't be so bloody good to watch between the 7-:730 every teusday on ITV ©® 2 ©® ".
3) The way they go from light jokey stuff to interviewing someone who's family died in a car crash followed by some cooking thing followed by someone who got raped.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:43, Reply)

Dude. Turn it off.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:44, Reply)

I've noticed that BBC news do that with Twitter too - messages way over 140 characters.
If you think This Morning is bad then avoid Loose Women. Seriously.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:44, Reply)

What Monty said.
I mean, why the fuck are you watching ITV anyway? I thought you had an IQ in treble figures.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:47, Reply)

I
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:47, Reply)

Don't be such a fucking snob.
TV is ace. TV loves me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:48, Reply)

I'm being facetious.
even if I can't spell it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:50, Reply)

I'm really in no position to judge, myself.
I watched the X Factor.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:52, Reply)

I've never watched a single episode, thank fuck. But I genuinely did a double take
when I found out that Leona Lewis has covered "Hurt".

That's just so many levels of wrong I don't even know where to start.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:54, Reply)

i saw that clip and she was incredibly shit and she was shaking and she looked 'unwell'.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:55, Reply)

There are two ways you can argue that you can cover Hurt
taking the original NIN meaning, if you're a smack addict. Or take the Johnny Cash adaption, if you're old and dying and you're looking back on a life you regret and the people you've fucked up.

I have to suspect that neither of the above apply in any way, shape or form to some manufactured XFactor bint.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:58, Reply)

I saw that guy's brother you were talking about.
He looked educationally subnormal. You need to have a word with the admissions department.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:58, Reply)

did they not hide the money in the deposit for your flat?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:43, Reply)

Nah', not at all, not even close. It's in some property in cyprus 'cus some turks cheated and lied to my family and for some reason we believed them.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:46, Reply)