I am forced to deal with the peasantry all the fucking time.
What with them and the terminally stupid, my days are plagued with the most undesirable scum on the face of this benighted planet.

And, as if my patience is not tested enough, I come on here and have to deal with Naked Ape.

No wonder I long for the merciful release of death. Christ on a fucking bike my life is shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 14:38, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

don't say that man, you got a girlfrien and a nice daughter and some friends and a job and that
and maybe your health too?

*whistles always look on the bright side of life*
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 14:43, Reply)

Haha!
You do put up with a lot.
( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 14:44, Reply)

: (

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 14:48, Reply)

Damn straight, and that Lusty? _such_ hard work.
She's all like "Can I roll you a joint because you've had a stressful day, and then I'll massage your feet and listen to you tell me about how you meet someone who can play the guitar who the likes of little old me has never heard off... but would be blessed to hear the story anyway. And then I'll believe your brother decapitated a drug dealer in the middle of McDonalds in Lecsiter Square on a saturday evening infront of the LAPD and got an award".

SUCH a BITCH.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 14:49, Reply)

I was joking.
He lives a charmed life.
( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 14:52, Reply)

You was, he wasn't.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 14:54, Reply)

Her musical knowledge is pretty good.
Not everyone's interest starts and ends with Eagle Eye Cherry, you know.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 14:58, Reply)

yeah, he's got a sister dontchaknow

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 15:01, Reply)

Haha, I love how _that_ is the bit you pick out.
Stop being a decent boyfriend, it's doing me no favours.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 15:12, Reply)

Do you want to hug it out?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 14:46, Reply)

Can I hug it out ?

( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 14:53, Reply)

anytime sweetcheeks

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 14:54, Reply)

*drops pants*

( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 14:55, Reply)

*David Bellamys*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 15:00, Reply)

Wummages awound in the undergwowth?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 15:02, Reply)

*puts finger on nose and points*
*regrets putting finger near to nose*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 15:03, Reply)

Lol

( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 15:09, Reply)

Can we slug it out instead?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 14:58, Reply)

fisticuffs eh?
*puts dukes up*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 14:59, Reply)

Pah
*puts Earls up*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 15:00, Reply)