also, etiquette question please!
i just went to sains for a sandwich and bought a box of chocolate orange segments for my team. i want to pull out the new "toffee crunch" and "popping candy" ones and keep them for me, leaving the other inferior less exciting been there before flavours for everyone else. is this ok??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 15:11, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

You paid for them so you get first dibs.

( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 15:12, Reply)

i like this
i have now extracted them. they are very pikey with the good flavours. i have about 100 ordinary milk ones, 200 milk ones with crispy bits in them, and 21539634737 of the horrible half dark chocolate ones that NOBODY LIKES BECAUSE NORMAL PEOPLE DO NOT LIKE DARK CHOCOLATE.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 15:15, Reply)

You are wrong.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 12 Dec 2011, 15:35, Reply)

no
i am accurate. the gannets have swooped in, and, oh yes... i only have the dark chocolate ones left!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 15:39, Reply)

Get your assistant to get a Jiffy bag and fire them off to me
KThxBai.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 12 Dec 2011, 15:47, Reply)

In most places no. In a lawyers office that sort of rudeness is probably acceptable.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 15:13, Reply)

I think it's a requirement of the job.
She'll get fired for being too soft if she doesn't take her 50% up front.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 15:15, Reply)

there's 5 flavours and i have extracted 2
so technically i should have 40% upfront. however, as a result of the gross disproportionate apportioning by terry's, it works out at about 2.5%.

humph.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Virtually slave labour!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 15:17, Reply)

Why don't you leave one or two of the good flavours and blame Terrys for unproportionate packing.
Oh! *notices post above*
( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 15:18, Reply)

plus disbs

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 15:17, Reply)

ha ha.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 15:18, Reply)

haha, yeah great

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 15:20, Reply)

Sorry, I've just reread this and need to register my disgust at the concept of mixing popping candy and chocolate.
You should be giving these to people you hate.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 15:28, Reply)

my tasty sweet mouth begs to differ
they are the shit!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 15:28, Reply)

I am trying to resist the temptation to make jokes about things you put in your 'tasy sweet mouth'...

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 15:30, Reply)

a chocolate orange segment with popping candy in it, clearly
good god man, at least try to keep up
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 15:37, Reply)

tasy?
shocking!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 15:40, Reply)