Balls.
Dept do and Xmas Tescos.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 8:26, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Oh god Christmas Tescos.
I can't think of anything more soul-destroying than racing chavs and fatties around a gaudy supermarket for the 1kg tubs of honey-roast KP nuts. This is what internet shopping was made for.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 13 Dec 2011, 8:28, Reply)

One of the bonuses of going to my sister-in-laws in Boston for Christmas is not having to do a Christmas supermarket shop.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 8:31, Reply)

Is that Boston Lincs, or Boston Mass?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 8:37, Reply)

Mass

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 8:37, Reply)

That is a bonus then.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 8:38, Reply)

He won't be saying that after eight hours on a plane with a screaming kid and fretting wife.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 13 Dec 2011, 8:42, Reply)

See below. They are flying out a few days before me.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 8:44, Reply)

Oh yeah, so they are, damn.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 13 Dec 2011, 8:46, Reply)

Yep. It's going to work out well.
I fly out a few days after my wife & daughter, so peace and quiet on the flight (in first class due to using air miles). 5 nights there, free food and booze, happy wife as she gets to see her sister and I get to go drinking in Boston. It will be bloody cold though.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 8:44, Reply)

Cheers

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 8:48, Reply)

Sounds fantastic!

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 8:49, Reply)

We are both really looking forward to it after a stressful few months.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 8:51, Reply)

Glad to hear it fella

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 8:59, Reply)

You're going to Tesco's instead of going drinking?
You really are hen pecked.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 8:29, Reply)

Delivery, old bean.
Or the alternative is going to the store. I had to book this 10 days ago!!!!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 8:51, Reply)

Change the delivery to Thursday and come drinking on Wednesday.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 8:54, Reply)

Or change the delivery address to the pub?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 9:11, Reply)