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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Fuck off Whiffy Savalas.
To answer your question.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:23, 1 reply, 14 years ago)
ah - there it is - PHEW!
what did you have for breakfast? I had Oatibix
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:24, Reply)
oatibix? you fucken paedo cunt slag

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:27, Reply)
yeh - it's like sawdust
but cholesterol is bad mmkay
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:28, Reply)
get yerself some crispy bacon in a bowl of milk, unless you ain't a real man?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:29, Reply)
I'm too much of a real man unfortunately
I don't want my GP to refer me to Dynorod
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:37, Reply)
oh, and suddenly my interest is lost

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:01, Reply)
it's just middle age settling in
just don't be tempted by any of the spam emails you get.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:04, Reply)
oh, i font care about age, its the having a penis thing.
Unless you're a hafaforite, then im still interested, probably more so.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:15, Reply)
Oatibix? Can't deal with regular Weetabix you nonce?
Alt: Delicious porridge.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:28, Reply)
hello stranger

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:33, Reply)
Awright Treacle
How's tricks in your trade?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:33, Reply)
meh
but i am off to barbados in a few days, so woooo to that.

can we all go for drinks when i get back to show off my tan??
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:35, Reply)
I just got back from Prague
I don't have a tan. Well, maybe a yellowish tinge.

Drinks sound good :)
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:37, Reply)
It's all about rocking the jaundice look these days.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:38, Reply)
what were you doing there?
did you take the bike? did you get laid?

(the answer to the second question will, of course, depend upon the answer to the first)
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:38, Reply)
Office Christmas Party
No to the bike, no to getting laid. Lovely city though. Very pretty. Want to go back at some point.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:46, Reply)
oh well
maybe santa will let you fill someone's stockings
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:01, Reply)
liver fsilure yrlllow?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:02, Reply)
The adverts on TV were REALLY convincing OK!

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:38, Reply)
Bacon.
Delicious bacon.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:46, Reply)
there's another kind?

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:47, Reply)
According to cockneck there is, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:49, Reply)
Burnt brown hard bacon is shit
Properly cooked pink bendy bacon is alright.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:54, Reply)
actually, no
bendy pink bacon is for girls and children. Dark crunchy bacon is for men
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:05, Reply)
I think the bacon manufacturers know a thing or two about how it should be cooked
It's pink in adverts. QED.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:14, Reply)
adverts are for girls and children

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:27, Reply)

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