Excuse me? Set up someone I care about and respect with one of you lot?
Oh, go on then, for the giggles. Erm. Great Aunt Petunia is single. And nearly blind. And almost entirely senile. Apparently, she was quite a goer in her day.

Alt: Y'know that guy that says "WONGA!" on that advert for that website where you can sell your mobile 'phone? That bloke.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:27, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Alt: This^, definitely this.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:28, Reply)

Are you Harry Potter's son?

( Kroney, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:28, Reply)

You don't have kids, do you Krones?
I'm struggling to think of a good reason why you know this detail of Harry Potter
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:32, Reply)

Because he's a feeble-minded boy-man?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:33, Reply)

Here, who are you calling boy-man?
I'll have you know I've got a full head of pubes.
( Kroney, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:35, Reply)

I thought your hair looked quite thick.

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:35, Reply)

Yes, I know.
But if you've read Harry potter, other than to kids, my judgement stands.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:35, Reply)