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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Stale thread is getting stale.Think of you friends and family and collegues and people you know.... who are you go going to set up with who from here? Describe them to us, and how you'll describe the person to them.
Alt: You can murder one person in the world, with no legal or vigilanty recourse, everyone will know you've done it, it's not private, who do you pick and why?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:05,
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I'd set a mate Bri up with BGBcos he is awesome and so is she
The sweet sweet love we know they'd make
Until that Bri, he'd surely break
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:07,
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I really could do with someone with meat on their bones but thanks for thinking of me : )(
girlinthehole, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:11,
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You could feed him up?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:12,
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He is terminally skinnyEats like a horse and drinks like a fish and still weighs about 8 st
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:12,
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A moderate and balanced diet?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:29,
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Do we all have to reply in rhyme?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:09,
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I find your response to be sublime(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:11,
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Perhaps, after a couple of bottles of wine.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:14,
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That one wasn't very good.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:14,
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It was better than that ^ one(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:16,
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Something something Elmer Fudd*gives up*
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:20,
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That one might work in your accent.But not mine, blud.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:20,
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Go for it, set them up !(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:15,
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I actually think they'd get on really well!(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:16,
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dooooooo eeeet(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:17,
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I'd set my cousin up with CavyBecause they is both massive LARP Geeks and it's be fun to watch them fight.
Alt: Mumps if he doesn't explain the jam thing to me.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:11,
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Why don't you do it, set them up? Might be a laugh(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:15,
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They are in different factionsI don't understand it, but it's kinda like Jews and Muslims. From an outside standpoint they basically believe in the same thing, but they believe in different ways and don't get on. Plus he lived in Reading and she in Wales.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:17,
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I'm not sure that Cavy actually believes in it TBH(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:18,
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Maybe not anymore.Anyway, I did make a half hearted attempt to at least introduce them, or see if they knew each other, but it didn't get off the ground.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:20,
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BECAUSE THEY'RE SO FAT! LOL!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:21,
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Hey!My cousin's lost a lot of weight since he caught Diabetes he's skinnier than me these days.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:23,
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Pot: HelloKettle: Oh Hi Pot, I'd just like to say that your black.
*dial tone*
Pot: ...WTF? You racist cunt, i'll stab you good in the ghead you fuck
and thats what happened with stephen lawrence
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I think we should all just take a moment to consider that.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:26,
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Where we all black up and get our friends to chase us down the street?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:38,
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It depends what you consider necessary for a relationship.Given the difficulty in prizing Cavy out of Wales for bashes etc. I can't imagine it would work out, but who knows.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:21,
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Meeting internet weirdos pales into comparison to meeting the future love of your life.(
girlinthehole, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:22,
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As I say, who knows.Regardless neither of them were that interested and thus unlikely to travel in order to meet each other.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:24,
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*shrugs*I guess a shared love of larping is a tenous link.
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girlinthehole, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:25,
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They also seem to share an unwillingness to travel(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:28,
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I don't think either of them should be ruling anyone out at this stage.Distance is a poor excuse.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:19,
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It kind of depends on where in Wales she is.South Wales wouldn't be a problem, but most of it is an absolute pain in the arse to get around.
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Kroney, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:24,
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:29,
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I'm not setting anyone up till I'm done first.Alt: Quentin. He's annoying me now.
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girlinthehole, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:11,
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oi don't be horrible i've never been mean to youyou ugly old trout fannied cunt
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look cat lady, leave it out, you started on me here and i'm nursin my hurt feelinsapologise or i'll get REAL upset
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hahawe'll bore him out of here yet, the boring little fuckface
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:28,
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ypou are aware that if you just all stopped talking to him, he'd eventually shut up?I know it's hard, but it's the attention he wants and by talking to him you just encourage him.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:30,
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That's a bit selfish(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:15,
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I'd set you up with my dad cos you look like a poofand i'd kill agnostic antichrist's mu... oh wait he already did that
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Quenters, speaking as someone who usually finds you funny.do shut the fuck up, there's a good chap, you're getting tedious.
And no, I shall not argue further on the matter.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:15,
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Is this just an attempt to find someone for yourself Gonz?I'm afraid I don't really know any single girls, but I'd definitely recommend you to them if I did.
Alt: I don't really want anyone dead.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:17,
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I'd like to be able to set Amberl up with someone, but I don't know anyone young enough.So I'm a bit useless, really.
If I could walk straight up to someone and shoot them right in the face, it'd probably be Mugabe.
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Kroney, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:22,
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There was a young man named Dee PeeHe's lookin' for a fly lady
With his swanky new flat
He's prowling for twat
To report back to Nokia for free
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:25,
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Excuse me? Set up someone I care about and respect with one of you lot?Oh, go on then, for the giggles. Erm. Great Aunt Petunia is single. And nearly blind. And almost entirely senile. Apparently, she was quite a goer in her day.
Alt: Y'know that guy that says "WONGA!" on that advert for that website where you can sell your mobile 'phone? That bloke.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:27,
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You don't have kids, do you Krones?I'm struggling to think of a good reason why you know this detail of Harry Potter
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:32,
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Because he's a feeble-minded boy-man?(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:33,
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Here, who are you calling boy-man?I'll have you know I've got a full head of pubes.
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Kroney, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:35,
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Yes, I know.But if you've read Harry potter, other than to kids, my judgement stands.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:35,
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this is not your most subtle of posts, darling gonz!(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:27,
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Better than when Kroney tried it after the bash(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:28,
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until fairly recentlyi was going to offer to set kroney up with my friend cat - she's a lawyer, slim, blonde, blue eyed and great fun. but then i discovered that he is far too shallow a cunt, so i changed my mind.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:30,
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no, she was 12 when he banged herthat was a few years ago, she'll be about 17 by now.
on her 12th kid maybe.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:38,
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I believe he described them as mucky tarts from the estate, so probablyI wonder if they all sport the familial jug ears
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:42,
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bound to dothat kind of gene doesn't get bred out with years of inbreeding
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:45,
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Shame she was unable to 'defend' herself against you when she was 15 eh?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:38,
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dammit, yours is so much better than mine :((
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:38,
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you lot have a unusla facination with incest, is there anything you want to tell the group?(, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:40, Reply)
In the grand scheme of this slightly tedious meme, well played sirClassic cover drive splitting the off side field. The crowd are on their feet.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:39,
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Cool there's a story here, spill the beans, it's a slow afternoon(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:33,
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:( I'd been hoping for internet tears and tantrums(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:36,
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Oh, balls were you.You've known me for years, there's no way you've only just discovered that I'm a shallow cunt.
Ridiculous.
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Kroney, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:34,
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I'd set up my brother with Rootawhat with her being ace and all.
I may be a bit late on taht score, though.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:35,
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She's SO ace.Having said that, ol' DJTP is a pretty cool fellow too. Still, Roota could probably do better. ;)
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:38,
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She certainly could.I've heard the same of your mrs too, though.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:43,
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That's very true.Though many on here maintain that she is, in fact, under the patio.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:48,
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I'd totally set you up with my GrandadHe'll be like a toy boy in relative terms, and he's quite good at using his incontinence pads (mostly)
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:39,
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Been there, done that.The next one's going to be a toy boy.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:44,
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*smooths hair back*Well hello there, pretty lady.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:46,
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Apparently I need to set up rswipe with my neighbour.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:38,
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or just steal the keys to his R8i'm easily satisfied
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:39,
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You'd probably want the car, too.The keys aren't much use 400 miles away.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:41,
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welli was kind of thinking you could drive the keys down to me in the car.
god, keep up!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:45,
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Woah. So you want me to drive the length of the country in a stolen and easily recognisable car just so I can give it to you? I mean, don't get me wrong, I like you, but what's in that for me?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:52,
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She has this pink vodka stuff that's pretty nice.I'm sure she'd let you try some. Least she could do, really.
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Kroney, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:53,
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I'd have to drive a fucking Audi though.I mean, that, on top of the risk of arrest and prison, is asking a lot.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:55,
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Kind of.He's probably fwapping away reading this, whilst a single tear runs down his cheek.
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I wouldn't bother with the Audi if that's the reward you're implying.Who needs the distraction?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:59,
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But you don't get the reward if there's no Audi.Sheesh, and you're supposed to be clever and everything.
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I think you missed the subtle subtext that in reality it wouldn't matter a jot whether I brought the car or not. Honestly.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 16:08,
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i just thought you'd look cute in a chauffeur's cappink, to match the socks
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 16:03,
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I'd dread to think what a third class clopper ticket entitled you to.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 16:00,
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Jade Goody's decaying corpse?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 16:02,
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Oh very good.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 16:08,
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maybe cos nobody would want to pull your cheese pastie lips apart and stir your manky love tunnel(, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:46, Reply)
for somebody who is supposed to argue for a living, your not very good at it(, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:52, Reply)
i only argue with people who have valid points and a decent brainin your case....
yeah, sure, why not?
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