I don't believe in ghosts, right
Until about 3 in the morning when I can't sleep and the house is creaking in strange ways. I know that it's not a ghost, or a dreadful monster on its way to eat my brain or my goolies, but that doesn't stop my brain from going "JESUS CHRIST, DiT, THIS REALLY IS BROWN TROUSERS TIME!"
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 16:11, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Oh that was me
Sorry about that.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 16:12, Reply)

Bloody hell
I thought I'd set the man traps to go off at the slightest smell of b3tan.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 16:14, Reply)

Hmm, you are trying to trap a man, eh?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 16:15, Reply)

Are you volunteering?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 16:16, Reply)

No, I get paid for my work
just
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 16:17, Reply)

If by 'trap' you mean 'dismember'
Then yes.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 16:17, Reply)

Always with the member

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 16:18, Reply)

Hey DiT
I'm not going to be in the country when Vitali Klitchko tkaes on Derek Chisora in February.

Sorry.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 16:21, Reply)

I'm glad I knew I was having a boxing night then!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 16:27, Reply)

But where else would I want to be to match two big half naked men get all sweaty and agressive with each other?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 16:29, Reply)

YM's?
/autocomplete
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 16:30, Reply)

Yeah I could, she'd got sky
but I'd have to ask if I could go on box office or she won't let me have the pin code.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 16:34, Reply)

Nice try, but not all b3tans are lolfatties
I managed to slip free quite easily.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 16:16, Reply)

...or Crohn's

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 16:13, Reply)

Oof.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 16:15, Reply)

Sorry Gonz

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 16:15, Reply)