I always have literally some lightbulbs at home
but never, ever the one I need, why is this?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 17:07, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

because you don't buy the ones you need? I don't know, this is a stupid question

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 17:08, Reply)

they are all different the little bastards

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 17:08, Reply)

most people buy a new box of what they need after they've used the last one

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 17:10, Reply)

yeah, and the boxes tend to have two bulbs in, so you have left overs
BUT when another bulb blows, none of the leftovers is ever the right type.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 17:11, Reply)

what? 2 bulbs? we sell mega packs with like 27 bulbs in
how often are you needing to change bulbs that you can remember that they're never the size you need?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 17:12, Reply)

where would I keep 27 bulbs?
and then, I'd have a bulb blow and have 26 of the wrong kind!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 17:14, Reply)

Buy low energy ones
I've not changed my light bulbs in over 4 years.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 17:16, Reply)

smug bastard, I cahnge mine as and when they blow

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 17:19, Reply)

how? do you think they will sell you 1 of the correct kind and 26 of the wrong kind?
are you drunk?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 17:17, Reply)

ok Krizza, I really think you are missing the point
I buy a box of 27 screw in 50 watt bulbs, my halogen 15o watt kitchen bulb blows. I have 26 incorrect bulbs.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 17:18, Reply)

SIR I THINK YOU ARE MISSING THE POINT
it isn't incorrect if you bought it for something else, clearly not everything works the same
STOP BEING A TWATTY TWAT
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 17:20, Reply)

Twot

( Kroney, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 17:57, Reply)

Nah, he's just an epic spazz.
I'm going home K-Dizzle, I hope you're doing okay.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 17:18, Reply)

which 'most people' are these?
I wait for each bulb to fail until it becomes to dark to see then procrastinate about buying new ones and eventually get the wrong ones
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 17:11, Reply)

Bloke I know is so incredibly miserly
that he once cycled from Tufnell Park to fucking Greenwich - because he'd heard he could get some free lightbulbs. The lightbulbs weren't even new.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 17:11, Reply)

this is part of your repayment contract isn't it?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 17:13, Reply)

Yes,
every time I tell a comical anecdote my debts are reduced by ten new pence.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 17:14, Reply)

So your debts have actually been increasing recently?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 17:17, Reply)

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW
I had two grown men weeping with laughter last night.


Worst gay threesome EVER.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 17:23, Reply)