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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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What would. Oh I don't know. Let's just
jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeegvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvoij
(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:22, 1 reply, 14 years ago)
Is this some kind of Dutch sexual practice?

(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:24, Reply)
my girlfriends got a bit of a jew nose
and we've booked a weekend in the dam in feb, so i'm a bit worried i'll gonna lose her in a attic somewhere :(
(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:26, Reply)
I read that as new nose, not Jew nose

(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:29, Reply)
how does she smell?

(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:29, Reply)
LIke a combination of off eggs and mackerel, I'd guess

(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:34, Reply)
to get to the other side
*bad punchline lols*
(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:36, Reply)
Morning Bonz

(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:36, Reply)
and to your good self

(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:43, Reply)
I was watching the Garth Merengue episode of Dean Learner's Man to Man the yesterday.
In the clip from War Of The Wasps, I noticed for the first time that the wasps are wearing clogs.
(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:36, Reply)
My missus fucking loves Garth Merengue
I confess it didn't *quite* do it for me, for some reason. Maybe I wasn't in the right mood for it.
(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:38, Reply)
its because it's shit, and not at all funny or good

(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:40, Reply)
I think the problem may be that different people have different tastes.
It's about time the government did something, if you ask me.
(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:42, Reply)
i think they should offer free drugs nad debt to single fathers

(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:45, Reply)
I think they should offer adult literacy classes to people on the sex offenders' register.

(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:53, Reply)
that would probably be very productive cos from what i heard lots of people in prison are there cos the didn't get a good enough education first time round
Chuck Berry was shit tho wasn't he? I mean talk about awful guitar drawl if ever i heard it eh? he was right shit
(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:56, Reply)
My nad debt is immeasurable

(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:59, Reply)
click for sportscow

(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:59, Reply)
I owe them so much

(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 10:02, Reply)
Normally we agree on that sort of stuff.
We both dislike Paul Merton intensely, pour l'example.
(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:53, Reply)
pour l'example? for serious? are you even ha;lf aware of what a MASSIVELY monumental prick you come over as?

(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:56, Reply)
I want a nice set of kilospoons for Christmas.

(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 10:01, Reply)
verily quendering me pou l'example

(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 10:02, Reply)
You are an excellent example of 'pou'

(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 10:08, Reply)
verily quender pour l'example

(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 10:12, Reply)
oh god, the killing irony
unless you are aware of what a MASSIVELY monumental prick you come over as. which, of course, would make it sooooo much better.
(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 10:02, Reply)
course i am
and i don't use phrases like our l'example and quneder to try and appear cool like some kind of nob
(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 10:03, Reply)
you're truly weird
i hope you get frostbite over christmas and lose all your fingers so that you can never type again.
(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 10:05, Reply)
i use a head dobber anyhoos

(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 10:06, Reply)
frostbite of the head so that falls off too
even better
(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 10:13, Reply)
meanie fat bird

(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 10:14, Reply)
yeah, sure, why not?

(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 10:15, Reply)
Did you see this:
cfb
(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:45, Reply)
which one is the dead one?

(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:46, Reply)
He ain't in that photo.
Cos he died in 1977.
(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:48, Reply)
the photo doesn't say when it was taken, could have been 76 for all i know

(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:48, Reply)
Fair enough.
But the issue is from 2007. So it's unlikely to be that old.
It's all here, mofo, https://sites.google.com/site/personalityhorse/newspaper-cuttinality-horse
(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:55, Reply)
pretty sure they have old photos on NME, they don't just do new bands
i've seen covers with the doors on, and the beatles and that, the pctiure could have been from any time at all, cos your looks is so classically cool
(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:57, Reply)
Good point.
Soz.
There aren't many photos of Johnathon Satchel about right now. I've got a feeling that if any do turn up, he'll look a lot like a scruffy manolith, though.
(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:59, Reply)
i don't know what either of those look like, but i reckon he's quite baggy

(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 10:00, Reply)
Like this:
farm1.static.flickr.com/92/238165188_582bb0fd68.jpg
(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 10:01, Reply)
he looks proper sexeh

(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 10:06, Reply)
He looks like a smug cornish pasty with a beard

(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 10:08, Reply)
He's ever-so handsome though

(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 10:10, Reply)
Where is Vipros these days?

(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 10:15, Reply)
New job innit

(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 10:18, Reply)
From space, yes

(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:46, Reply)
Hang on... I'll see if I can fix it.

(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:57, Reply)
There. Dun. Soz.

(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 10:02, Reply)
*doffs cap*

(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 10:02, Reply)
I accidently made up two bands with "filthy" in the name.

(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:47, Reply)
Splendid.
I was wondering about the staying power of Kitt Busby and the Cyanide Metropolis myself, only this morning.
(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:50, Reply)
They are no Al Bowlly
Thats for sure
(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:53, Reply)
True, but then who is?

(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:55, Reply)
Dear god young man
He is widely recognised as the first of the Jazz crooners, and has been widely sampled,
I was going to add a FILM fact but I realised I had already become tedious
(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 10:21, Reply)
They supported us earlier this year.
Good lads. Bit cheeky though. They kept teasing us about our school band; Shithead and the Jesus Fuckers.
(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:56, Reply)
If you like Kitt Busby
You should check out Stephen Hawking's Darts. They're super colossal.
(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 10:11, Reply)
Oh man I was into them when they were still Jazz Helmcurd and the Winkles.

(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 10:19, Reply)
Oh cool! I haven't got any of the early stuff
*jellys*
(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 10:21, Reply)
I have a couple of cassingles only.

(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 10:24, Reply)
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllloooooooooo.

(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 10:23, Reply)
I thought they were ballet shoes or a merengue?
/northernjoke
(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:39, Reply)

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