No complaints apart from my phone being a useless shite
What have I missed around these parts?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 10:12, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Alright, Fred Astair?
How was MiseryDisney?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 10:15, Reply)

It was bloody great thanks mate
Not the parks sadly, they were rainy and overcrowded, but the dancing we saw was fucking brilliant. Best dancers in the world, and all that. You'd have been bored senseless mind
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 10:20, Reply)

I am quite partial
to a skimpily dressed bird with rock hard arse muscles.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 10:27, Reply)

You'd have loved the bird who won the Latin then
Julia her name was. Blonde Russian type. We saw her with her partner in one of the restaurants and Ms Foxtrot commented on her buns of steel.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 10:33, Reply)

You've lost your bottle opener?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Bet the pics of Jodie Marsh recently gave you the right horn, didn't they?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 10:44, Reply)

Yep.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 11:30, Reply)

me

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 10:16, Reply)

CHRISTMAS CABARET LUNCH!

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Dec 2011, 10:17, Reply)

that sounds awful

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 10:24, Reply)

Very little.
Other than it took me, Monty, Jeff and CQ some time to recover from Jeffstock.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Obviously I'm going to need details

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 10:34, Reply)