Think about Zoe Ball in a sexy santa outfit
Alt: a hedgehog that's been rolled through cheese cubes and pineapple chunks
Alt alt: smoked reindeer sausage and sprouts
Alt alt alt: Mr Spliffy the Christmas Doob
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 15:03, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Zoe Ball?
A bit left field that one? There is "something" about her though
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 15:04, Reply)

She looks like a wishnik troll

(Kid Presentable, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 15:05, Reply)

The alternative was the non-Toksvig woman from No. 73

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 15:09, Reply)

Miss Popov?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 15:10, Reply)

I was thinking of the roller-skating one
You appear to have veered into Rentaghost
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 15:23, Reply)

My childhood memories are blurred

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 15:26, Reply)

Re: Zoe Ball
I think, on balance, I probably would.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 14 Dec 2011, 15:07, Reply)

NO SURPRISE THERE, SEX PEST

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 15:08, Reply)

clueless twat

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 15:09, Reply)

Do stop waving your arse in my face like a horny Giant Panda
It's most off-putting.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 14 Dec 2011, 15:09, Reply)

i knew you'd interpret it that way, you sick sex pest fuck

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 15:09, Reply)

fuckwit twat

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 15:10, Reply)

twit twat twoo

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 15:10, Reply)

dumb twat

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 15:11, Reply)

bum twat willy poo!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 15:12, Reply)

fucking twat

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 15:12, Reply)

You're too easy to chase
If you weren't so massively fat you could at least start to run. Make it a bit interesting at least.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 14 Dec 2011, 15:11, Reply)

my helicopter makes me appear bigger froma adistance

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 15:12, Reply)

appear like a twat

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 15:13, Reply)

Missing Monty, Stunned?

( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 15:14, Reply)

Just sick of this twat.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 15:15, Reply)

maybe you should convey this via the medium of repeating the same insult over nad over?
thats sure to work
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 15:17, Reply)

fuck off tedious twat

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 15:17, Reply)

no don't think so, thanks anyway

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 15:21, Reply)

boring twat.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 15:21, Reply)

that is hurtful, maybe i'll leave after all
hahaaha, not really
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 15:23, Reply)

I don't care if you leave, you fucking spanner.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 15:24, Reply)

YOU'LL CARE WHEN I'M DEAD

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 15:25, Reply)

Unlikely, fuckhead.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 15:26, Reply)

your not very good at this

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 15:27, Reply)

Gaylord twat.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 15:29, Reply)

oh boy this is terrible

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 15:29, Reply)

Fuck off.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 15:31, Reply)

no

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 15:33, Reply)