At an Xmas works do many years ago I joined a few pals in their hotel suite and proceeded to try to climb out onto the window ledge.
It was a very long way down and I was off my face on booze and charlie.

I also had the hots for one of the staff and went looking for him to seduce, (I was off my head remember), and found him in bed with another female colleage, who was married.
( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:39, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

This is the sort of thing I was looking for.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:44, Reply)

It was one of my more surreal nights out.
I was also incredibly ill the next day.
( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:45, Reply)

ill well-respected for being a 'hard-nut'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:58, Reply)

BGB is Amberl?
Who'd have guessed?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:59, Reply)

The clues were there.

( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:20, Reply)

Yeah, but you said this year or last year.
If you'd meant years ago I would have mentioned that I got banned from Wiltshire for pissing on a mini-roundabout on New Year's Eve after climbing out a gazebo window in a pair of patent stilettos and a pencil skirt.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:51, Reply)

How can you get banned from a whole county?

( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:53, Reply)

By pissing on a mini-roundabout
on New Year's Eve after climbing out a gazebo window in a pair of patent stilettos and a pencil skirt.

Do keep up, dear.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:54, Reply)

I admit, when I say "banned" I mean "too scundered to return".

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:55, Reply)