Hahaha
Thank the Lord, I'm on school holiday. I'm a teacher so hold the heavy-paedo breathing/steamy lenses
(wavylines ~~~~~~~~~~, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:12, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Oh noes
What do you teach?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:13, Reply)

Classrooms full of children, I'd wager.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:17, Reply)

English to them there forrins
Not a REAL teacher. Glorified children's bloody party entertainer half the time...
(wavylines ~~~~~~~~~~, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:18, Reply)

Well, that's fucked my joke royally up the arse I must say.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:19, Reply)

A royal arse fuck
sounds classy to me
(wavylines ~~~~~~~~~~, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:25, Reply)

One does love one

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:26, Reply)

Not wearing my glasses today
If you're about tomorrow I'll pre-steam them to save you any effort. I'm nice like that.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:14, Reply)

Yes please
please cover yourself in a thin layer of slime and grease too.
(wavylines ~~~~~~~~~~, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:21, Reply)

Will spaff do?
Easier to get my hands on spaff
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:24, Reply)

You could get a collection going on the board
I'm sure all these guys will be happy to help.
(wavylines ~~~~~~~~~~, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:28, Reply)

I have plentiful sources of my own
(To explain; everyone here likes to accuse me of chronic bumderism, and I find it more amusing to play along than to stamp my feet and tell them repeatedly that I'm not, which was my original tactic)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:38, Reply)

shut upi bumm-o

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:42, Reply)

I love bumders!
let's paint each others toenails and analyse all the mens on the board
(wavylines ~~~~~~~~~~, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:50, Reply)

Yay! Slumber party!
*cosies up to new girl, looks smug*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:55, Reply)

OMFG I CAN'T BELIUEVE YOU'D DO THIS TOT ME!

(Battered., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:59, Reply)

Fuck right off.
He's mine bitch.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:01, Reply)

This is true. I am promised.
wavylines, wavylines, wavylines, wa-vy-lines... I'm beggin' you please don't take my man
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:06, Reply)

As if 'she' could
I have at least one thing she, allegedly, dose not. And you love it, don't you baby?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:11, Reply)

*moans appreciatively and slightly too convincingly*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:11, Reply)

Mmmmm.
You like that Bitch?

I got more.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:12, Reply)

*panics and heads for the border*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:17, Reply)

Unconvincing
There's no way in hell the missus would call herself "Mrs"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:06, Reply)

Primary or secondary?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:18, Reply)