I just put out a fire
I'm very manly.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:51, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

In your pants?

( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:52, Reply)

Crumpet in toaster
unplugged/fork/sink
I'm a GOD among men.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:53, Reply)

I hope you followed healtha dn safety protocol

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:55, Reply)

No I just threw myself in there.
Then the person moaned about their crumpet and I told them not to leave the room next time.
HA IN YOUR FACE RANDOM PERSON FROM FINANCE!
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:55, Reply)

I don't think I'm getting the praise I deserve.
About 100 people could have DIED if it wasn't for me.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:57, Reply)

*golf claps*

( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:58, Reply)

Yeah but then that tit would have either been DEAD or FIRED
Now they're just disgruntled about their stupid crumpet
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:59, Reply)

True,
maybe I should send a email to all staff telling them how they would have been dead if it wasn't for my quick actions.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 17:04, Reply)

try and get someone else to do it
then you can be all "oh no really, anybody would have done the same..."
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 17:05, Reply)

Ha ha.
I'll make myself a cape saying "I'm no hero" and wear it for the rest of the month.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 17:05, Reply)

Yeah women love a cape.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 17:06, Reply)

You should organise an interview with the MK advertiser

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 17:07, Reply)

have-a-go-Chompy

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 17:11, Reply)

double meaning lols

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 17:16, Reply)

It would have saved them from getting made redundant
what with the cuts and suchlike
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:59, Reply)

Hi blousie!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:54, Reply)

Hi hon!
Hangover free today?
( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:56, Reply)

not even close :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:58, Reply)

Oh dear!
I have three bottles of strong cider, two bottles of wine and a bottle of Peroni to finish before Monday as that's when I knock drinking at home on the head.
( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:59, Reply)

I have a bottle of Ols Speckled Hen and 1/2 a bottle of gin...think I'll leave it for tonight though

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 17:00, Reply)

Tonight it's the cider.
Friday probably the bottle of Peroni just to take the edge off and Sunday night I will go out with a bang and finish the wine.

Saturday night I'm looking after my nephew so it will be tea and biscuits.
( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 17:04, Reply)

I deleted that subthread due to a massive subtlety fail on my part.

Soz.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 17:26, Reply)