OH
MY
GOD

it's snowing, in December WTF is this???
(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:35, 88 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Not in Uxbridge, it ain't.
It has snowed in December in Surrey for the past three years.

10 year period of global cooling etc
( Kroney, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:37, Reply)

I am on the Uxbridge road, RIGHT NOW

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:40, Reply)

QUIT STALKING ME
I'll never love you in the way you want.
( Kroney, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:40, Reply)

no snow here

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:37, Reply)

You are lying.
There is no snow here.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:38, Reply)

Well it's stopped now, you probably just missed it.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:39, Reply)

There are more statuses about snow on Facebook
than actual flakes of snow.
(wavylines ~~~~~~~~~~, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:19, Reply)

Cool thread bro

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:40, Reply)

Yeah, I know it's ironic or something.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:40, Reply)

*calls al*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:41, Reply)

+anis

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:42, Reply)

Oh well played.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:46, Reply)

Thank you

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:48, Reply)

Paul Simons something something single
I don't get this form of humour
(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:42, Reply)

You're clearly a natural at it.
I advise perseverance.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:46, Reply)

Not in bloody london it isn't
We're always the last. *envies*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:42, Reply)

Will you not fall off your bike if it's too snowy?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:43, Reply)

Snow's fine.
it's when it melfs and refreezes as ice that I need to catch the bus for a bit. usually though I stick to main roads and it's clearenough. I've tried cycling once on black ice, longest 5 miles of my life, very scary
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:52, Reply)

It's not snowing here as far as I can tell
Although we're due some this weekend. Between that and the ice skating my ankles' chances of making it through this weekend unbroken are less than fuck fucking all
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:43, Reply)

Are you hoping for eight inches?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:44, Reply)

I've just been handed my Secret Santa present
A pack of condoms and some lube

So yes
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:45, Reply)

people in real life think your gay too?
:(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:49, Reply)

When Darth Foxtrot has sex with a man,
it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:58, Reply)

sorry, I forgot the new meme
I hope you bitch slapped everyone in the office, just to make sure you got the guilty party.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:50, Reply)

The guilty party was far too keen to own up
She obviously hasn't heard that there are only four horsemen of the Apocalypse, because Darth Foxtrot is going to walk.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:52, Reply)

I heard Rory Williams is scared of Darth Foxtrot.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:56, Reply)

I heard
Darth does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Darth Foxtrot.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:54, Reply)

I heard
his 'seed' can bore through sheet steel anyway.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:56, Reply)

Darth Foxtrot doesn't read books.
He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:00, Reply)

Is DF Chuck Norris, now?
Why wasn't I informed? Was there a memo?
( Kroney, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:06, Reply)

He is.
There was an 'incident' on fb.
He is now harder than Amberl.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:07, Reply)

Whaaaaaaat??????
Snow? In December?
I wish it would snow here. A white xmas would be ace. Still, we've got a week for the snowclouds to migrate down here.

In other news, is this anybody's last day at work?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:43, Reply)

Is it bollocks.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:46, Reply)

What Monty said
Three more working days before First Christmas
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:49, Reply)

And then second xmas?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Followed quickly by third

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:52, Reply)

I'm guessing that means you have a xmas with all the parents and that?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:53, Reply)

Yep
First is my parents, second is her Mum's and third her Dad's
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:57, Reply)

Christ, your gut is going to be as big as mine!
You'll have to waddle your way around Blackpool.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:00, Reply)

I am inflating at a rate of knots at the moment
I will sort this in January as there is much beer and food to be consumed
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:07, Reply)

I've managed to pile on over two stone this year
I've decided I don't fucking care, and will not do so until January, at which point I will descend into a pit of self-loathing. Which will be fun.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:09, Reply)

Lets hope you can't reach the fridge from that pit.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:15, Reply)

Don't worry, I doubt my arms will be able to stretch past my housewhale belly.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:17, Reply)

When Darth's missus burned the turkey last Christmas, Darth said, “Don’t worry about it honey,” and went into his back garden..
He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with chestnut stuffing. When she asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, “Never question Darth Foxtrot.”
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:19, Reply)

I am fucking loving this

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:21, Reply)

That's what she said

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:22, Reply)

Is it true that you once ate an entire ream of rice paper and shat out origami swans and Mister Miyagi from Karate Kid?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:23, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:24, Reply)

Darth Foxtrot once walked down the street with a massive erection. There we no survivors.
True story
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:27, Reply)

I heard
the Rampant Rabbit was going to be modelled on Darth's penis, but none of the testers survived the trial runs.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:32, Reply)

He has ears on his cock?
Makes a change from lips
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Darth Foxtrot pierced his own ears by biting them

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:44, Reply)

Darth Foxtrot does not dance as such. He roundhouse kicks to the beat.
The judges award him the top prize out of simple respect.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:36, Reply)

Darth Foxtrot walks barefoot on lego
and the lego cries.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:39, Reply)

Darth Foxtrot once filled in for Santa Claus on Christmas.
This was an horrible mistake, as Darth can deliver only two things: justice and pain.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:43, Reply)

That's been misreported
They were actually origami Falcons. MILLENNIUM Falcons.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:25, Reply)

Full sized ones at that

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:33, Reply)

I aim to put a stone on in December
It is the sign of a good Christmas
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:20, Reply)

I put on half a stone last xmas
then followed it up this year with almost another two.
I don't handle stress well, and usually end up in the fridge.
/typical fat bird answer
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:24, Reply)

Much to the annoyance of Mrs Cow
I can easily drop a stone just by not eating crap and drinking. January is booked in for this

p.s.
You ain't fat
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:26, Reply)

Well, you can fuck off.
ps. You ain't seen me recently.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:33, Reply)

I have seen FB photos
...and no!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:33, Reply)

I agree with Sporters on this
As we know, Darth Foxtrot is never wrong. He is merely differing levels of right.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:37, Reply)

She a real purty lady

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:37, Reply)

Darth Foxtrot Walks by pretty girls. The Girls go "Daaaayam!!"

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:45, Reply)

SNOW!
Give me three words for SNOW that aren't SNOW, Chompingale.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:48, Reply)

flurry, blizzard, firn

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:50, Reply)

What are you, an eskimo?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:51, Reply)

thesaurus.com

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:52, Reply)

Blizzard
Flurry
Graupel
(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:52, Reply)

i was gonna go for graupel!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:52, Reply)

No-one cares.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:53, Reply)

This is correct

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:53, Reply)

FUCK

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:54, Reply)

YOU

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:54, Reply)

you care enough to reply, and that means an awful lot

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:53, Reply)

Shut up Quentin.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:57, Reply)

That's going to be such a useful Autocomplete.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:58, Reply)

This is correct

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:59, Reply)

ctrl-C

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:59, Reply)

no

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:02, Reply)

one

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:05, Reply)

cares

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:05, Reply)

LIKEY

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:06, Reply)

Informer, Leaky, Bum

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:54, Reply)

TUNE.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:59, Reply)

WORD

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:02, Reply)

Oh, congratulations
Fine work.
( Kroney, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:03, Reply)