This new meme is fun
What have YOU heard about Darth Foxtrot?

Alt: what new meme would you like us to start about you?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:48, 100 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Darth Foxtrot changed the name of the film from 'I am Darth Foxtrot' to 'I am Legend'
out of pitty for Will Smith.

I am happy to remain pretty much meme-free
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:50, Reply)

I heard he's a poof but I don't believe it.
Alt: Don't care. Anything is better than the current one.
( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:51, Reply)

Oh, stop beakering.
I heard Darth Foxtrot once wanked in the toilets at work, and half the female staff had to take maternity leave.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:54, Reply)

I wasn't beakering!!
May have been beakering a little bit.
( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:55, Reply)

Don't worry,
I was beakering a lot more i the last thread.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:56, Reply)

We're Queens of the beaker!

( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:56, Reply)

mimimimimimimimimimi!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:57, Reply)

No mimimimimimimimimimi

( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:58, Reply)

is your current meme that your an old, fat transexual?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:58, Reply)

God Quentin that was like so last year.

( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:58, Reply)

If Darth Foxtrot was gay We'd all be gay.
OK then new meme: SuperBlousie. By day a mild mannered northern lass with cracking norks, by night a defender of justice. Where ever there is trouble, where ever there is strife, when ever a child calls out in fear in the night, where ever women cannot walk the street without fear there you will find her, righting wrongs and kicking arse.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:59, Reply)

righting wrongs and kicking arse. Sitting at home getting slowly drunk and watching Judge Judy.
( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:00, Reply)

you're really not helping, you do know that?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:02, Reply)

; )

( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:03, Reply)

Blousie is here to drink tea and kick arse.
And the kettle ain't boiling.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:05, Reply)

This is the kind of thing
Maybe her ability to calm things down could be her power.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:11, Reply)

I heard Blousie went to Liverpool
and the whole city calmed down.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:12, Reply)

Calm gets you jack shit.
I want to stir things up a bit. Put the cat among the pigeons. Cause ructions and create a hullaballoo.
( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:18, Reply)

Have two sugars in your tea....

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:19, Reply)

Bluergh!

( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:22, Reply)

If you put the cat among the pigeons
all you get is dead pigeon and feathers everywhere.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:20, Reply)

I can start with dead pigeons and work my way up.

( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:22, Reply)

If Darth Foxtrot was gay
I'd have to get a sex change operation.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:00, Reply)

i heard that he looks to poo in a jar and then name the poo and keep it forever

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:57, Reply)

They once made a Darth Foxtrot toilet paper, but there was a problem:
It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:02, Reply)

haha!

( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:02, Reply)

Time laughs at all things... Except Darth Foxtrot.
Time knows better than to laugh at Darth. And that's why he will live forever.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:04, Reply)

Not even a titter?

( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:05, Reply)

This thread is poorer than I am.
Have a fucking word with yourselves.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:15, Reply)

*has word with herself*
*feels ashamed*
( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:19, Reply)

As ever, you have the twin options of doing better or shutting the fuck up.
or of course you can take the secret third option and whine like a little bitch.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:19, Reply)

I heard Darth Foxtrot called Monty
'fucking bent'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:21, Reply)

I heard Darth Foxtrot one orgasmed so hard the earth tilted off it's axis.

( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:24, Reply)

I'm feeling super-glum.
My overnight with daughter was cancelled last night as my ex was ill. Now tonight's is cancelled because my daughter is ill.

I'm most upset. No visit to the Peter Pan Park in Kensington tomorrow either, I'm guessing.

Shit cunt bollocks fuck wank.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:24, Reply)

Aw petal! Is Lusty working too?

( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:25, Reply)

Yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:26, Reply)

You could still go

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:27, Reply)

Yeah
I'm sure somebody would lend you one of their children.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:28, Reply)

I do fancy an outdoor wank, as it goes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:30, Reply)

Get Captain Hook
To do it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:31, Reply)

Good plan.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:32, Reply)

I'd prefer it if one of 'Pan's people' did it*

*by which I do not mean 'The Lost Boys'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:35, Reply)

No, you mean Peter

( Kroney, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:36, Reply)

Would you settle for Legs & Co?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:38, Reply)

Yes, if I'm honest.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:40, Reply)

Not the gayboys obviously

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:41, Reply)

God no.
Not a massive fan of the old gayboys if I am brutaly honest.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:48, Reply)

Well, no
They have their place - in a fetid corner of hell where they deserve to be perturbed for all eternity, the unnatural spawn of diseased she-dogs.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:53, Reply)

Quite so.
Repulsive sodomites.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:53, Reply)

If god had wanted us to be gay
He'd have made gayboys less objectionable.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:55, Reply)

If god had wanted us to be gay
he'd have been a right old cunt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:57, Reply)

Was Babs your favourite?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:45, Reply)

Oh I'm glad you're here Jeff
What were the dancers on Kenny Everett called?

I could look it up but I can't be arsed.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:48, Reply)

I don't even remember there being dancers.
Cleo Rocos's mams held me spellbound. I barely noticed Everett, in truth.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:53, Reply)

There were dancers
And Cleo stirred bits of me that had hitherto been unstirred. Hmmm.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:54, Reply)

Right I'm off.
See y'all
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:57, Reply)

I've just looked it up
Dancers - Hot Gossip.

Also - Kenny Everett was the voice of Charley the Cat.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:59, Reply)

wait, what?
citation needed.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 18:12, Reply)

It's on Wiki
So IT MUST BE TROOO.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 18:25, Reply)

It is true.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 19:08, Reply)

They were all a bit ropey, eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:52, Reply)

FIne, just this once you can be a whining beaker
But just watch it in future, OK *stern look*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:34, Reply)

Thanks Dad.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:35, Reply)

Quentin?
I think you got the wrong login lad.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:45, Reply)

I have never been so insulted in my life.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:49, Reply)

I'm amazed.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 18:00, Reply)

When I was young, I never needed anyone
And making love was just for fun
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 18:06, Reply)

Those days are gone
Livin' alone,I think of all the friends I've known. When I dial the telephone, Nobody's home.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 18:07, Reply)

More clues needed
Sounds rather soft rock to me.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 18:08, Reply)

Aaaaaaaaaaaaall by myself!
Don't wanna be, Aaaaaaaaaaaall by myself!


Anymore
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 18:08, Reply)

Got the soft rock bit
Didn't expect the cry for help.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 18:09, Reply)

It was more that everyone had buggered off and I was still here.
But I'm off now anyways.

Regrets, I've had a few...
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 18:11, Reply)

I've had a few as well

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 18:12, Reply)

*sobs*
*opens wine*
( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 18:10, Reply)

but then again, too few to mention...
Ahh sod it, I'm off the rest''s here:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIXg9KUiy00

have a good evening
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 18:13, Reply)

*offers a tissue*
*steals wine*
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 18:13, Reply)

I have more.............................lots more.

( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 18:15, Reply)

oh god me too.
husband got notice of redundancy yesterday. merry fucking christmas :(
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 18:18, Reply)

Aren't you struggling with a rather nasty diagnosis too?
Fuck - that's not good.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 18:22, Reply)

had a biopsy on monday. results on the 28th.
so, in conclusion, imma go get FUCKING DRUNK in a minute.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 18:28, Reply)

I applaud your drinking
And wish you the best. The very best.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 18:32, Reply)

^this

( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 18:32, Reply)

*feels the love*

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 18:33, Reply)

Call it concern
This can be a soul-less place but there are pockets of compassion amongst the condesceion.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 18:37, Reply)

*empties pockets*

( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 18:41, Reply)

If you've got any lint in there
I'm hoping to make a new jumper.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 18:45, Reply)

Well that's shit!
One thing I do have is job security. This means I can buy more wine.
( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 18:22, Reply)

you're such a terrible show-off.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 18:29, Reply)

I know : )

( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 18:31, Reply)

you've ruined my internet experience.
i hope you're proud of yourself.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 18:32, Reply)

: (
*opens another bottle*
( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 18:37, Reply)

It's been open for a while over here
Are you sobbing because he's such a poor singer?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 18:13, Reply)

No, because he's reminded me of my situation.
The cad.
( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 18:14, Reply)

And mine, chuck

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 18:20, Reply)

He shall be punished. You can count on that petal.

( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 18:24, Reply)

Isn't he in the same middle-aged ship of angst as us though?
HMS Unshaggable.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 18:26, Reply)

Hardly!

( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 18:28, Reply)

OK
HMS Unshaggable is a pedalo, captained, crewed and stoked entirely by me then.

On a park lake.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 18:30, Reply)

Aren't I the bosun?

( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 18:31, Reply)

NO!
It's MY ship and I'M in charge of it.

Get another pedalo if you want.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 18:33, Reply)