As ever, you have the twin options of doing better or shutting the fuck up.
or of course you can take the secret third option and whine like a little bitch.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:19, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I heard Darth Foxtrot called Monty
'fucking bent'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:21, Reply)

I heard Darth Foxtrot one orgasmed so hard the earth tilted off it's axis.

( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:24, Reply)

I'm feeling super-glum.
My overnight with daughter was cancelled last night as my ex was ill. Now tonight's is cancelled because my daughter is ill.

I'm most upset. No visit to the Peter Pan Park in Kensington tomorrow either, I'm guessing.

Shit cunt bollocks fuck wank.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:24, Reply)

Aw petal! Is Lusty working too?

( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:25, Reply)

Yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:26, Reply)

You could still go

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:27, Reply)

Yeah
I'm sure somebody would lend you one of their children.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:28, Reply)

I do fancy an outdoor wank, as it goes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:30, Reply)

Get Captain Hook
To do it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:31, Reply)

Good plan.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:32, Reply)

I'd prefer it if one of 'Pan's people' did it*

*by which I do not mean 'The Lost Boys'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:35, Reply)

No, you mean Peter

( Kroney, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:36, Reply)

Would you settle for Legs & Co?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:38, Reply)

Yes, if I'm honest.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:40, Reply)

Not the gayboys obviously

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:41, Reply)

God no.
Not a massive fan of the old gayboys if I am brutaly honest.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:48, Reply)

Well, no
They have their place - in a fetid corner of hell where they deserve to be perturbed for all eternity, the unnatural spawn of diseased she-dogs.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:53, Reply)

Quite so.
Repulsive sodomites.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:53, Reply)

If god had wanted us to be gay
He'd have made gayboys less objectionable.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:55, Reply)

If god had wanted us to be gay
he'd have been a right old cunt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:57, Reply)

Was Babs your favourite?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:45, Reply)

Oh I'm glad you're here Jeff
What were the dancers on Kenny Everett called?

I could look it up but I can't be arsed.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:48, Reply)

I don't even remember there being dancers.
Cleo Rocos's mams held me spellbound. I barely noticed Everett, in truth.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:53, Reply)

There were dancers
And Cleo stirred bits of me that had hitherto been unstirred. Hmmm.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:54, Reply)

Right I'm off.
See y'all
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:57, Reply)

I've just looked it up
Dancers - Hot Gossip.

Also - Kenny Everett was the voice of Charley the Cat.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:59, Reply)

wait, what?
citation needed.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 18:12, Reply)

It's on Wiki
So IT MUST BE TROOO.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 18:25, Reply)

It is true.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 19:08, Reply)

They were all a bit ropey, eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:52, Reply)

FIne, just this once you can be a whining beaker
But just watch it in future, OK *stern look*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:34, Reply)

Thanks Dad.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:35, Reply)

Quentin?
I think you got the wrong login lad.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:45, Reply)

I have never been so insulted in my life.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:49, Reply)

I'm amazed.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 18:00, Reply)