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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Just put your car keys in the fruit bowl and they'll begin!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 20:14, 1 reply, 14 years ago)
Does she have a desirable car then?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 20:15, Reply)
Or is it a lemon?
fruit bowl you see
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 20:16, Reply)
My car's an absolute shitheap.
Trouble is, the engine is far too good to be scrapped, but the body is too shitty to sell.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 20:18, Reply)
Sounds like a girl I used to go out with.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 20:19, Reply)
I feel like that myself.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 20:20, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 20:17, Reply)
Trabby!
They don't make em like that any more.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 20:18, Reply)
It's an invalid car.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 20:19, Reply)
That's a Spazcart

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 20:19, Reply)
We used to call people who drove 'em 'Davros'

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 20:20, Reply)
Chorltons where I came from

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 20:21, Reply)
And the Wheelies!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 20:22, Reply)
That's the one

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 20:22, Reply)
best of all the theme tunes!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0xZh2Uf5v0
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 20:27, Reply)
I've been trying to find Jamie and his Magic Torch
But I lack the requisite sobriety.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 20:34, Reply)
If you listen to that ^ link
Jamie and the Magic Torch will be one of the links you see at the end.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 20:36, Reply)
Sorry to be a bit Dozer
But I'm listening to other stuff now.

AND YOU MUST LIKE IT.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 20:43, Reply)
That lisance plate is worth more than the car.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 20:22, Reply)
If I saw that car about I'd push it into a river.
Not that I condone such a thing.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 20:27, Reply)
It's just asking for a ducking, isn't it?
Made of fibreglass so easily lifted.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 20:31, Reply)
If it was made of coats Barry would have it lifted in no time.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 20:32, Reply)
We're not blokes off Channel 5's World's Strongest Man.
We can't bloody lift cars and vans up. We roll them in.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 20:33, Reply)
So you can't get kicked out of a Dutch knocking shop
And you place strict restrictions on vehicle -v- canal interface?

You're nobody's hero now.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 20:39, Reply)

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