I'm 41 today.
My missus is ill, and stated that as she can't really breathe I won't be getting a birthday blowjob later. However, she did offer to cough on my cock...

Who says romance is dead?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 17 Dec 2011, 18:42, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Happy birthday mate.
Oh mate, rince that while you can, that coughing with the menthal nightnurse is something totally different. You don't get a flemmy blowjob every day of the week.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 18:48, Reply)

Hahaha.
We were supposed to be going for a curry, but the restaurant was fully booked so we're going for an Italian instead.

I'm already a bit pissed as I've been to watch the match. I suspect tomorrow will be a non starter.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 17 Dec 2011, 18:50, Reply)

I'm a bit funny about eating out at italian food, I always enjoy it, but most of the time I think I can make it so well at home and something I make so often at home....
.... that I figure it's a bit like someone going out for oven chips, nuggets and microwaved baked beens, if that makes sense.

Tonight I'm having
- Potato Rosty
- £4 ribeye steak*
- Some diana sauce*
- Balsamic roasted carrots and beatroot*

* they had them on the end-of-day cheapness in Markies.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 18:53, Reply)

We're going to try the curry tomorrow night instead.
Our local Indian is fantastic. I can't compare it to Tayyabs because I've never been, but Clendrix, Labs, Wooks and Badger have been before and were impressed. So that's got to be an endorsement.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 17 Dec 2011, 18:56, Reply)

Niiiice
I really need to go to a curry with someone who knows what they're talking about, every curry I get just tastes of meat in coconut a thick soup.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 19:06, Reply)

I had a chilli chicken mossala the last time.
It was bloody lovely but my arse hated me the next day.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 17 Dec 2011, 19:07, Reply)

Do you really get enjoyment over something so hot?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 19:08, Reply)

The taste is fantastic.
In that you could actually taste the meat and spices rather than just heat, unlike a lot of really spicy food. Unfortunately the after effects are a bit like a Mr Whippy ice cream, only not white.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 17 Dec 2011, 19:12, Reply)

And with that, I'm off...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 17 Dec 2011, 19:15, Reply)

HPBD

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 18:53, Reply)

Cheers Gary.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 17 Dec 2011, 18:54, Reply)

s'alright Guv

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 18:55, Reply)

Any news on the move to Edinburgh?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 17 Dec 2011, 18:56, Reply)

Nah, only applied for one job so far.
I'm dead scared but all signs are telling me to move
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 18:58, Reply)

It's a fantastic city.
Probably my favourite in the whole UK. Cosmopolitan yet compact and stunning architecture. I could happily live there I think. Have you tried looking on employment agency websites?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 17 Dec 2011, 19:00, Reply)

I agree.
(You also just described the 'Pool there...)

I'm only looking at admin jobs in the University at the mo. I'm sure I'll get less picky and step out of the comfort zone soon.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 19:28, Reply)

And it's got me in it.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 21:07, Reply)

Happy Birthday!
And your team celebrated by being unable to beat Swanswea.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 19:49, Reply)

It was a good game though.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 18 Dec 2011, 2:18, Reply)

Happy birthday

you don't look a day over 50. You old bastard.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 20:05, Reply)

Fuck off.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 18 Dec 2011, 2:19, Reply)

Happy fucking birthday.
If she won't give you a gobble, best make sure you boot the back doors in, eh? fair's fair.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 21:06, Reply)