I fell asleep at a work Christmas meal a few years ago
I was gone for about 5 minutes, opened my eyes, and fortunately, none of the people sat on my side of the table had noticed, as we were on a long table, and everyone was facing towards the band at the other end of the room, with myself at the back of the table.

Thinking myself fortunate, I turn to pick up my drink, and see the other side of the table grinning at me. Ah, fuck.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:13, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

what t-shirt were you wearing?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:15, Reply)

Works do, so I was wearing a shirt

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:19, Reply)

r
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:19, Reply)

F what?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:20, Reply)

its an r, take an r out of the last word
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:21, Reply)

last wod

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:21, Reply)

lol wod?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:22, Reply)

Woks do?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:25, Reply)

Cook stuff?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:25, Reply)

weaing a shirt?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:25, Reply)

WEARING A SHIT
OK??? FUCKES SAKE I AHTE YOU ALL
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:28, Reply)

Wearing a shit what?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:28, Reply)

just wearing a shit, like he smeared it all over his chest

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:29, Reply)

Well your joke really went down well didn't it.
A resounding success.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:33, Reply)

uccess hit
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:44, Reply)

t-shirt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:29, Reply)