Ignore mr grumpy-pants pigster, he's a moaning michael sometimes.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:46, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I'm a grumpy cunt?
Imma come to sotchland an kick you arse.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:48, Reply)

Imma lika see you try commorade.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:50, Reply)

Well, if you're in Edinberg on the 1st
we can give it a go.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:51, Reply)

You are doing it naked,
and it's going in my collection.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:52, Reply)

Oh, so you're *that* kind of weirdo are you?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:55, Reply)

Is that a problem?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:01, Reply)

Not really.
Just good to know what's what.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:03, Reply)

I can give you a short introduction to my likes and dislikes,
and then you can decide if i'm welcome here if you think it will help?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:05, Reply)

I'm not the admissions secretary
You need to see Comrade Blousie for that.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:07, Reply)

just gonna hang about till i get bored i reckon.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:10, Reply)

Fair plan.
a bit backwards though, we come here when we're bored.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:12, Reply)

boredom brings me here,
and boredom will eventually move me somewhere else.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:14, Reply)

I've stuck it out thus far.
There's some good people here, if a bit broken in places.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:17, Reply)

well,
nice to get acquainted a little Mr Quixote.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:21, Reply)

Likewise Mr. Pig.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:26, Reply)

Dear God, I don't go near that pile.
Fuck them and their stupid hills.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:52, Reply)

You tell 'em , mumps
The Reekie bastards.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:54, Reply)

Well it will be my first visit to your fair country in 34 years
It may be your only chance for a while.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:56, Reply)

What did you decide about the tartan?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:58, Reply)

I shall not be the english twat inna kilt in scotchland.
maybe for the wedding.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:00, Reply)

You could play it safe with a pinstripe kilt
and a bowler hat.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:01, Reply)

Fuck.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:03, Reply)

Right.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:03, Reply)

Off.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:03, Reply)

*mwah*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:08, Reply)

I'd love to jump through to the shitpile to meet you sir but that's a family time and that.
I never get to do b4shes :'(
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:03, Reply)

Never mind old son.
If I like the place I'll be back in the summer to look at the green bits.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:04, Reply)

\o/

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:09, Reply)

don't worry mmps,
totally coming up to scotland in the spring, if the bike is fixed (as in, if i fix it) we'll take a blast over some hills. If not, we can us get shitfaced.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:07, Reply)

BOKKO!
TO THE MAX!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:10, Reply)