I have one more batch of truffles and one more batch of chocolates to make and I'm DONE

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:44, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

*has baited breath*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:45, Reply)

Oh and my dad's present to wrap. Shit.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:46, Reply)

i miss rachelswipe :(((((((

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:46, Reply)

Text her

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:47, Reply)

i ain't got her number, what you take me for?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:48, Reply)

I thought your sparring was just an act and that you were giddin id awn

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:49, Reply)

i asked her out and she shot me down roots, it was devastatin man
and now you come along here reminding me of her with your fat chick thread

:(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:51, Reply)

What fat chick thread you cunt?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:51, Reply)

o i got truffles and cake and shit
you says, like i give a tuppence
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:53, Reply)

I'm making them for other people. I ain't eating them because I'm not a fat chick on the internet.
Well I eat a bit for quality control. Jerry Springer's coming with a crane tomorrow to get me to 'the mall'.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:57, Reply)

all i read was fat chick on the internet and crane to get me to the mall
if the pain of missin rachelswipe gets too much i'm gonna have to top myself an its christmas an all
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:58, Reply)

Want some truffles?
They've got botulism
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:59, Reply)

i'd love one thanks, you running a delivery service?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:00, Reply)

My dad's been coming round, picking them up and delivering them

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:01, Reply)

wicked
top bloke your dad, shame he's up your mum cos i'd be right in there otherwise
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:02, Reply)

He chinned a mugger the other day.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:03, Reply)

fucken hell, is your dad rambo?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:04, Reply)

He's little.
And he used to be a redhead.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:05, Reply)

I knew you was a ging.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:06, Reply)

Father would have loved me more if I was :(

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:07, Reply)

nah, your mum's the carrot toucher in the family

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:09, Reply)

Oh aye

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:10, Reply)

that'll be it then, gingers are a feisty bunch
i heard hucknall once chinese burned a whole army of buddhist monks.

course over there they just call it an arm burn
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:07, Reply)

Fiery cunts*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:08, Reply)

Evenin' Roots.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:48, Reply)

Wotcha

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:49, Reply)

I started my Christmas shopping this evening!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:51, Reply)

Fuckin hell i thought i cut it fine. I salute you.
Ever played chicken on Christmas Eve?
Me and my dad once got a shop woman to open the door, pass us a scarf we'd chosen through the window and take our money "You gotta have the right money I've taken the tills out!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:53, Reply)

I didn't buy anything, I just went to the shops for a bit.
I'm looking at Amazon at the moment.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:54, Reply)

i have Friday off so
I'll start then. Might do some tomorrow evening if things are open. I hate shopping and I have crowds. Stupid christmas
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:54, Reply)

you can get a cream for that.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:58, Reply)