Hummmmm, how about any of these... presuming buying online is out of the question now.
- A 50% casmire/50% silk scarf, or 100% cashmire if you can find one for the cash.
- A really soft dressing gown.
- A telly box-set from HMV
- A Spar Treatment, like a cheap colonic interragation.
- If you don't like her, a chartiy thing in her name that she'll have to keep up for the rest of the year otherwise karma will fuck her up. Like the first few month's worth.
- Lush stuff.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:04, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Gee you think of good things Gonz.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:08, Reply)

It's true, I'd make a totally awesome boyfriend =)
I went to get a friend tickets for Human Planet Live, saved up for it, but they canceled it =(
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:11, Reply)

Sounds like you would.
That's a shame about Human Planet Live.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:12, Reply)

I'm lolling at spar treatment.
Is that where they sell you over priced milk and look at you like they haven't got two brain cells to rib together?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:08, Reply)

Fuck.
Stupid swype autocorrect. Now I look like a mong.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:10, Reply)

Yay for smartphones!
they make the best of us look like mongs.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:11, Reply)

I'll be honest
Some of us don't need that much help...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:18, Reply)

Haha, I was 50/50 weather it had that r in or not.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:11, Reply)

and a colonic interrogation,
Where paxman asks you're bum hole difficult questions
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:18, Reply)